What is the Worst, most pointless thread you've seen on the Escapist?

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IamLEAM1983

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Greni said:
IamLEAM1983 said:
We're all like this. Each and every one of us, whether we admit it or not. We're navel-gazing monkeys all chirping and screeching to get a cookie in the form of extra replies or badges, and we like it that way.

Charming, isn't it?
For that comment you are my favorite person in the world for at least five minutes. You read that right, five whole minutes!
Just wanted you to know that.
OH, JOY. I AM UNABLE TO CONTAIN MY SHEER ELATION.

Seriously, I'm glad I enlivened those five minutes of yours.
 

Raika

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"Am I the only one who doesn't like Call of Duty?"

Translation: "Stop liking what I don't like! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~!"

Further translation: "I think I'm unique and edgy because I made a thread identical to a similar 'I don't like Call of Duty' thread that was posted thirty seconds ago, which is identical to the thread posted thirty seconds before it."
 

the spud

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I'll have to agree with EternalNothingness' threads, that was the first thing I thought of coming in here. Almost all of them criticize the stories in games and then have shameless plugs of "creative and original" characters to fish for compliments.

Nothing against him personally, but it was already uncalled for, and by the third time...
Purty much.

That, and he has a personal vendetta against Sonic, plus the fact that he has made more threads than actual posts. Also, next time you see an eternalnothingness thread, look at the poll. I will bet my left nipple that the options will be "yes", "no", and "maybe".
 

the spud

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LarenzoAOG said:
Smertnik said:
Every one containing following words in the title: "vs", "Why do people love/hate ... so much", "Am I the only one, who..." "Ponies". Also everything by EternalNothingness.
hazabaza1 said:
EternalNothingness'. Nothing against the dude, but... no, wait, I have a lot against him.
Your posts made me look the guy up, I have to say I've never seen a more dedicated troll.
I don't really think he is trying to troll, at least not consciously. He just has really weird opinions and behaviours, can't write without giving the reader whiplash to save his life, and posts the same damn threads he farted out over and over again.

Nothing personal against him I guess, but he really needs to add some discussion value.
 

FilipJPhry

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The "Sick of topic X? Complain here!" threads. I am aware that this is one of them, and I just wanted to get that off my chest.
 

LarenzoAOG

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the spud said:
LarenzoAOG said:
Smertnik said:
Every one containing following words in the title: "vs", "Why do people love/hate ... so much", "Am I the only one, who..." "Ponies". Also everything by EternalNothingness.
hazabaza1 said:
EternalNothingness'. Nothing against the dude, but... no, wait, I have a lot against him.
Your posts made me look the guy up, I have to say I've never seen a more dedicated troll.
I don't really think he is trying to troll, at least not consciously. He just has really weird opinions and behaviours, can't write without giving the reader whiplash to save his life, and posts the same damn threads he farted out over and over again.

Nothing personal against him I guess, but he really needs to add some discussion value.
And grow up, from what I read he whined like a child.
 

Zantos

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Well, since they've all merged into one in my mind, I'd like to say every "My opinion is different to your opinion and I cannot accept this!" thread. Some try to hide it with the similar "I have anecdotal evidence that you're all wankers!" threads, but they essentially devolve to the same thing and both are unnecessary and annoying.
 

WeAreStevo

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The threads I particularly hate are the ones that say "I've had the worst day" because it usually is some 12 year old complaining that his/her Mom made them do dishes.

It makes me want to throw my laptop out a window, and then throw myself out after it just so I can rage at them
 

the spud

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LarenzoAOG said:
Los Snippos
That too, I suppose. You've been here a while, so I am surprised you had to look him up in the first place. Stumbling upon your first EternalNothingtodiscussthread is sort of a rite of passage here.
 

LarenzoAOG

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the spud said:
LarenzoAOG said:
Los Snippos
That too, I suppose. You've been here a while, so I am surprised you had to look him up in the first place. Stumbling upon your first EternalNothingtodiscussthread is sort of a rite of passage here.
I wasn't aware I guess I just never noticed him.
 

Dango

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I'm not really tired of any.

The EternalNothingness hate is getting kind of old though, probably because it was all pretty silly in the first place.
 

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Erana said:
hazabaza1 said:
EternalNothingness'. Nothing against the dude, but... no, wait, I have a lot against him.
YOU'RE complaining? He stole my avatar! :0
That would explain why I'm always confused when your tone seems off...because it's not actually you. This really puzzled me for a while until I realized two people had the same distinctive avatar.
 

Kuchinawa212

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Shows that I've been around awhile.
Something about Do I like Icecream and it turned out it was about sex. Well...that's fantastic. Way to waste my time. At least I thought it'd be a little interesting to see what the favorite icecream was of the escapist
 

Atmos Duality

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Currently: Skyrim threads.
Specifically, those that feature the OP ADMITTING that s/he knows they're making a redundant thread, but do so anyway.

The forum Fadlibs threads come next, though I think there's finally been something of a crackdown on those over the last month or two. At least I don't have to see two threads starting with the "The last ____ you ____ in a game is ____" on the front page anymore.

Any thread in which some idiot equates Used Games to Piracy; despite how many times that particular matter has been disproved (no, it isn't a matter of "belief/opinion/interpretation". If you equate the two of them, you are factually wrong. End of story).

And of course, there's MLP, but I've had a surprisingly high tolerance (or perhaps "apathy") for that thus far. Dunno why.
 

Black Arrow Officer

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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.321596-Poll-So-Sonic-the-Hedgehog-is-going-to-return-as-a-Macys-Thanksgiving-Parade-balloon?page=1

Just... unbelievable. You have to see it with your own 2 eyes to believe it exists.

Captcha: Talitall bich

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Lovely Mixture

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Whilst not pointless on the grounds of one who made it, there was one thread to discuss the "Uwe Bowl of Videogames." Everyone practically used it to rail on the game studio they hated the most, making it pointless.

Then there was the "Is it ok that I don't care about Japan?" thread (right after the tsunami).
 

DementedSheep

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We?ll probably that one asking how often you got to the toilet.

But of the general threads that appear all the time...

All those ?last enemy you killed/where killed by? threads.

"am I the only one...?" Yes that is an expression but the thread usually have little discussion value.

Why do people hate/love X? the person usually doesn?t actually want to know, they just want to bash to the other party and can?t handle the idea that others might not have the same taste as them.

And ?WAAHH why won?t girls date me!?