What is the worst movie you have ever seen?
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I'd say the live action dragonball z movie. Never have I seen a movie completely butcher the source material as badly as that.
American Pie. Well I'm not really sure I can say I "watched" it because I only made it about 15 minutes in. It's the most puerile immature pathetic disgusting degrading un-funny piece of dismal offensive shite it's even been my displeasure to be subject to.
sharktopus.
terrible movie. terrible acting. terrible plot. terrible CGI.
but my mates and I found it very funny
terrible movie. terrible acting. terrible plot. terrible CGI.
but my mates and I found it very funny
Red Riding Hood. Hell, I thought Boll movies were hard to endure, and along comes this hormonal gem that deconstructs Little Red Riding Hood into something I still can't entirely wrap my head around. So, little Red Riding Hood is all grown up now, and she lusts for romance and intercourse. OK, got that. The very moment we enter werewolf wonderland, though, common sense seems to hurl itself out the window. And that's pretty early on, really. It totally destroys any value of the fairy tale whatsoever, and it does it in a pretty bad and mostly boring way. If this movie gets your juices flowing, you must be very furry or very desperate.
It's even worse than friendly, vegetarian vampires.
It's even worse than friendly, vegetarian vampires.
Aye, bad movie it is. But, as you said, it has its values. I know we laughed ourselves silly, laughing so hard we couldn't breathe, which made us even more stupid so the movie got even more funny. Watching the movie with a room full of unsuspecting victims felt like spiking the punch bowl, we were literally rolling on the floor. So, it does have some entertainment value. At least the sharktopus wasn't, you know, vegetarian or interested in cross-species kinkiness.Metal_Head said:
Not too sure, but one of them would be that "Kung Pow: Enter The Fist" bullshit. I can't think of anymore, but there is a really, REALLY bad TV series on at the moment on SBS called, "Swift and Shift."
Fight Club. I realize that I am one of 5 people on earth that LOATHE this movie but there it is. I am all for suspending my disbelief but seriously? If I walk out of a bar and find a man beating the hell out of himself I am not going to think "Hey! This fellow seems to have it all together, we should hang out! In fact, he is SO squared away I will go along with whatever he says is a good idea!" And as for the last scene...I'm sorry but no. It's not mind blowing, its stupid. I literally laughed the entire way through the movie and left wanting my money back. Now you may blast me at will.
This is a hard one, but Titanic: The Animated Movie sits pretty high at the top. Mexican mice? Rapping dogs with a boombox and a wifebeater? ON THE TITANIC? Ugh.
I also find Cube pretty dreadful. I'm not a fan of horror, but this one in particular is a tough watch. Why do Canadians typically make such dreary movies?
Of course, The Room is a classic bad movie, but aside from the cringe-worthy sex scenes, at least you can enjoy how bad it is with a couple of friends and a good deal of alcohol. Lisa's eyebrows scare the crap out of me, though. But from all standpoints, this movie is really awful.
Edit: Cube is bad, but then I also remembered its sequels are even worse. I just dislike the whole series.
I also find Cube pretty dreadful. I'm not a fan of horror, but this one in particular is a tough watch. Why do Canadians typically make such dreary movies?
Of course, The Room is a classic bad movie, but aside from the cringe-worthy sex scenes, at least you can enjoy how bad it is with a couple of friends and a good deal of alcohol. Lisa's eyebrows scare the crap out of me, though. But from all standpoints, this movie is really awful.
Edit: Cube is bad, but then I also remembered its sequels are even worse. I just dislike the whole series.
At least it was bad in a way to be laughable.Solo-Wing said:
Worst film I've ever seen imo was Mean Girls (EX Girlfriend...Don't ask).
I thought that movie is great fun. But I guess if you think exploitation movies in general are shit (and I couldn't really blame you for it), then I totally understand why you didn't like it. I myself really like (good) exploitation films, and Planet Terror is just that.sravankb said:
OT: I think Starship Troopers 2. I love the first one, so I rented the sequel once, and jaysus croist was it terrible. I don't actually remember much about the movie, or why it sucks, but I do remember really hating it.
meet the spartans. And for some horrible ungodly reason dad likes it, and ive been forced to watch it three times!
That movie was the one that made me say 'you know, im done with parody movies.' parodies used to be awesome, what happened?
That movie was the one that made me say 'you know, im done with parody movies.' parodies used to be awesome, what happened?