What is the worst movie you have ever seen?

[Havegun]

Black Sheep , Stupidest Concept for a film EVER

Seems like you missed the point?

Anyhoo, maybe Starship Troopers 3, but I knew that was going to be bad going in, so I'm okay with that.
Whereas I felt betrayed by Indiana Jones and the Crystal whatever. One of the few movies, that I actually wanted to watch, that I've turned off about halfway through, if that.

 

[uscjack13]

The Room. Hilariously awful. Luckily, it did do a great job of teaching me how to play football

 

[Section Crow]

Spider-man 3, only because i knew it wasn't going to be great but seriously that was just an abomination

 

[thethingthatlurks]

"X - SyFy Original Movie"

Really, it doesn't matter which one. They're all basically the same thing: cliched characters+contrived story+theme ripped from sensationalist media+horrible CGI+Deus Ex Machina ending. Pick one at random, and I guarantee you it will have been the worst thing you've ever seen. Well, in a soo-bad-it's-funny sort of way...

 

[Zing]

Freddie Got Fingered.

Seriously, I don't have to read any other posts in this thread and I know that this is the worst movie in it. Nothing compares.

 

[captaincabbage]

OKay, this is a toss up between The Last Airbender and Blair Witch 2.

I'll have to go with The Last Airbender though, since it desecrated something that I love and hold dear.

 

[The GEL]

I'd LIKE to say Lady in the Water but no, the award goes to Legend of Chun-Li. Truly the worst videogame movie ever and yes I have seen nearly all of them including KOF and Tekken (both of which are FAR better than Legend of Chun-Li).

You see, the big difference between other videogame movies and Legend of Chun-Li is that STUFF HAPPENS IN OTHER MOVIES! Legend of Chun-Li was the most excruciatingly boring mess of NOTHING happening that I have ever seen!

The movie WANTS to better flesh out the backstory of Chun-Li in a realistic and mature way but it botches EVERYTHING right from the start SO BAD that you instantly stop caring. Nothing is even remotely accurate or canon and since these characters DO nothing either, why should we care? Now yes other videogame movies are horribly inaccurate but THEY don't dwell on their characters and try to half-assedly "flesh them out". No, they're too busy MAKING THINGS HAPPEN! Even the mind numbing self indulgent mess that was Lady in the Water had more...THINGS HAPPENING than this movie! As such Legend of Chun-Li isn't even So Bad It's Good the way KOF or House of the Dead is. No, it's just plain bad.

 

[TerribleAssassin]

Quality wise - Green Lantern

Content wise - Saw 3, made me feel sick for two days.

 

[Kurt Horsting]

House of the Dead by Uwe Boll. I snuck into the theater and I walked out on it and demanded my money back. You read that right, it was so bad that I felt the theater should have payed me for having watched 30 minutes of it, even though I was stealing from them at the time. Fuck that movie and fuck Uwe Boll.

 

[Infernai]

Dragon Ball Evolution. I really don't think i need to explain why in the seven hells this movie is so freaking terrible, aside from the outright raping of it's intended source material to the point any self-respecting dragon ball fan would want to throttle the director. This thing was even more despised then GT, which says ALOT (Although, in all fairness, atleast GT was declared Non-canon).

Anyway, that's my two cents

zombieland

*hiss* PERSECUTE THE HERETIC!

 

[PsychedelicDiamond]

Disaster Movie. I mean, there are movies that try to be serious and accidently wind up funny. These can be really entertaining. But this movie's trying to be funny and ends up as one of the most depressing things i've ever seen.

 

[Autumnflame]

Watchmen.

But that is just me.

 

[ErikTheGreat]

Buried for sure. Ryan Reynolds in a box for 1 1/2 hours heavy breathing, mostly in the dark. Such a boring movie. Second place would go to Deathproof, Also a boring movie just not as bad.

 

[repeating integers]

Everything by M. Night Shamalama.

Hey, Unbreakable was good.

OT: Death Wish 3 was the funniest shit I've ever seen. Very entertaining, but not in a good way.

 

[somonels]

No idea, I try not to remember or watch them once I realize their lack of value.
Unbreakable was... decent.

 

[TheHappySquid]

Although someone has mentioned it (I control 'f'ed 'cry' to make sure) Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. The whole thing was a massive joke. Worst bit not even being the fridge nuke, or the tower of ants. No, the worst bit was when they're driving on the edge of that cliff, being chased by a bunch of jeeps and the camera focuses on Indy's portly friend who says:

"This is very dangerous."

Yeah, no shit, porkchop.

 

[Carnage95]

Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem was horrid.

The acting was terrible and most of the scenes, especially the action scenes, were so dark that you sometimes couldn't see a thing.

 

[OneCatch]

Half a Sixpence

I was made to watch it with my Grandmother when I was about 8. I'm pretty sure I actually started hallucinating from boredom.

 

[The Rockerfly]

The Room and just let these videos explain why, words cannot express it's badness




The main character wrote, directed, edited and doesn't know how to speak English. There are repeated sex scenes and it cost over $6 million to make.

It's also been called the Citizen Kane of bad film

 

[damselgaming]

Ryan Reynolds in a box for 1 1/2 hours heavy breathing, mostly in the dark.

This could be easily made more intriguing.

Oh I totally forgot 'From Paris With Love', which my mother hailed as the second coming of christ. What follows are actual real life quotes from her:
"It is the FUNNIEST film since A Knights Tale."
"It is SO WELL WRITTEN it could be a SEQUEL TO PULP FICTION." (say what?!)
"John Travolta is an UNFAULTABLE actor."

It was OK at best, sloppy writing, sloppy casting but the cinematography was OK.