What is the worst movie you have ever seen?

[What890]

Kazaam. Still have my copy on VHS.

 

[Serge A. Storms]

I've seen a lot of shit movies in my time, many of which have been mentioned (along with a few decent or great movies that were badly misunderstood), but the answer in my heart is Signs. Stupidest goddamn plot twist of all time, and I saw the part in Jason X where the sexy android knocks Jason into the repair machine and gives him robot parts. Completely ruined everything leading up to the climax as well as the "moral of the story."

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Steven Spielberg's AI the only film that has ever made me leave the cinema. It's just so boring. Nothing happens.

 

[Foxpack1]

Watership Down.

How is it possible to make a childrens cartoon film about rabbits horrifying? This film did that.

Awwww comeon!! Really? One of my favourite animated classics when I was a kid! One of my favourite parts is when the black rabbit with the floppy ears attacks the big mean rabbit and gets his throat - literally - bitten out for his troubles. Although that being said the bit in the middle with the Bright Eyes song was a little boring for me at the age of 4. That point of the movie was my cue to bugger off get into my jammies and hunt down more snacks.

When you have rabbits, that stuff becomes scary. The amount of rabbit violence in that film IS NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN or anyone else.

 

[Wintermoot]

anything made by Seltzerberg.
seriously they should revoke their movie licenses.
as for-non seltzerberg movies (only 12yo,s that have been lobotomized like those movies)
13 ghosts but at least it looks cool.

 

[wyrmslayer1991]

Little Children. Don't look it up. It was horrible. It's got the guy who played rorschach as a rehabed pedo who is harrassed to the point where he goes crazy and cuts off his own genitalia. Now take a story with something that fucked up in it, and make it incredibly, mind-numbingly boring. I want those two hours back. Coulda used em on skyrim.

 

[michiehoward]

Batman returns. The one with The Peguin and Catwoman. The worst Batman film ever made IMO.

May i ask why people seem to hate this particular batman movie when Joel Schumacher's Batmans movies were just horribly written and terribly acted?

I dunno, i respect your opinion but i particularly liked Batman returns, yes it was a depressing story...but oh well..

Its my favorite Batman. Yep without a doubt.

 

[shrekfan246]

Has to be Transformers 2.

I'm surprised it took 92 responses for someone to mention that one.

OT: Depends on your definition of "worst". 2010's Clash of the Titans is the only movie I can think of that literally made me fall asleep during the movie when I wasn't tired, but I really can't say that I actually remember anything that happened in any of the Transformers movies. There are tons of movies that I simply won't watch if they come on any more because I either lose interest or instantly hate them in the first ten minutes, but I'm not sure if those could count.

 

[enriquetnt]

EASY!

its a tie between all transformers movies, pirates 2,3,4, all twilight movies AND avatar (and YES i mean James Cameron, Pocahontas-Dances whit Wolves-Ferngully-Smurf movie)

PS: and of course Hollywood had to make an ACTUAL Smurf movie so when i mentioned James Cameron`s Smurf movie dumb people whould say, "derp... i didnt know he directed that one... boing)

 

[The Rockerfly]

Have you ever been to an actual screening of The Room? Some of the most fun you can have watching a movie. The movie might be bad, but it is comedy gold.

Not yet but I hear that there is going to be a 3D version in cinema so I will definitely go see that

http://www.slashfilm.com/tommy-wiseau-the-room-3d-theatrical-rerelease/

 

[Pandabearparade]

Every Adam Sandler movie since the year 2000. Pick one. They're all the same fucking thing: terrible.

 

[IamLEAM1983]

Pretty sure someone's mentioned it already, but I'm too lazy to check.

The Room. It's hilariously bad.

 

[enriquetnt]

The room walks the thin and blurry line of "so bad that is good" so it depends heavily on the viewer (and the amount of alcohol it has consumed prior AND while viewin it)

 

[michiehoward]

Every Rom-Com since 1995.

 

[floobie]

Terrible in every way: Dungeon Siege: In the Name of the King

Terrible but hugely entertaining: The Room

 

[Shiv595]

"Knowing". FACT.

 

[GrimGrimoire]

I have no idea, I have seen so many bad films.
There is however a special place in my hearth for the "Robocop" movies. The way they make your eyes bleed by watching them, it's facinating how anything can be that bad.

 

[enriquetnt]

Actually i like both batman, and batman returns a lot more than the Nolan Movies (those are to dark to "be" batman if you ask me, the shumacher ones are to campy, the tim burton ones have the exact amount of both to "feel" like batman

 

[Kizo]

MST3K: Manos, Devil Fish, The Phantom Planet, The Projected Man
Hollywood: Signs, Daredevil

 

[kinggamecat]

Human Centipede 2, the first one is Oscar worthy by comparison! Heheh, I liked the doc in the first one but by god, the second one made me wonder if I was watching a real movie or if the PSN store was offering gross snuff films that are waaaay over the top, and renting them out for 6 bucks offa my credit card heheh, it was aweful...