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What is the worst movie you have ever seen?
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Quite a few to choose from.
Burn Hollywood Burn was awful, it was supposed to be a comedy about the making of a terrible movie, it was actually a terrible movie about the making of a terrible movie.
Date Movie just made me angry with how bad it was.
Transformers 2 was quite impressive in a way. I was expecting it to be shit and it managed to even worse.
The Happening was pretty tedious. Something interesting happened and then it stopped.
I'm going to pick Dirty Dancing as the worst. It may not be a technically bad film if you like that sort of thing, but I was trapped on a long bus journey with that on. And if that wasn't bad enough the girls on the bus wouldn't let us watch Return of the Living Dead and put Dirty Dancing on instead.
Burn Hollywood Burn was awful, it was supposed to be a comedy about the making of a terrible movie, it was actually a terrible movie about the making of a terrible movie.
Date Movie just made me angry with how bad it was.
Transformers 2 was quite impressive in a way. I was expecting it to be shit and it managed to even worse.
The Happening was pretty tedious. Something interesting happened and then it stopped.
I'm going to pick Dirty Dancing as the worst. It may not be a technically bad film if you like that sort of thing, but I was trapped on a long bus journey with that on. And if that wasn't bad enough the girls on the bus wouldn't let us watch Return of the Living Dead and put Dirty Dancing on instead.
Jesus Christ:vampire hunter
In this trainwreck of a movie,Jesus and his buddy,lucha libre fighter Carlos,have to stop a group of vampire from figuring out how to walk in sunlight unscathed,which they do by,and I shit you not,use the skin from lesbians.
Carlos also falls in love with a vampire,and I'm pretty sure he fights a midget at one point.
In theory,it sounds so bad it's funny,but it's really not.It's just bad.My soul died to bring you this information,don't let it be in vain.
In this trainwreck of a movie,Jesus and his buddy,lucha libre fighter Carlos,have to stop a group of vampire from figuring out how to walk in sunlight unscathed,which they do by,and I shit you not,use the skin from lesbians.
Carlos also falls in love with a vampire,and I'm pretty sure he fights a midget at one point.
In theory,it sounds so bad it's funny,but it's really not.It's just bad.My soul died to bring you this information,don't let it be in vain.
Probably... the Texas Cahinsaw Massacre remake. Or the Friday the Thirteenth remake. Seems like the remakes of pioneering 70s/80s slasher movies are almost always shit. Except for Rob Zombie's Halloween movie. And I am not saying that because of Moviebob. Didn't see the Black Chrismas remake, but it was almost certainly also complete garbage.
Come to think of it, Rob remade Texas Chainsaw massacre pretty great. House of 1000 corpses was Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Really keeping the name different gave the crew a chance to change things around a bit.
Though the movie Don't mess with the Zohan was just painful. I mean I would movie marathon post 2005 teeny bopper horror movies all day instead of watch that shit again.
Come to think of it, Rob remade Texas Chainsaw massacre pretty great. House of 1000 corpses was Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Really keeping the name different gave the crew a chance to change things around a bit.
Though the movie Don't mess with the Zohan was just painful. I mean I would movie marathon post 2005 teeny bopper horror movies all day instead of watch that shit again.
Probably "Super." It's a poorly executed film where Rainn Wilson (Dwight from "The Office") plays a man who tries to be a real-life superhero but ends up committing crime while trying to stop it.
I'll say that it had potential and would have been acceptable if it wasn't filmed with a camcorder, if the characters and relationships were more developed, and if the audience felt engaged.
I'll say that it had potential and would have been acceptable if it wasn't filmed with a camcorder, if the characters and relationships were more developed, and if the audience felt engaged.
dariy of a wimpy kid I hate that movie with a passion. only seen it because I was on an air transat flight
If you thought that Titanic movie was bad, check this out:xyrafhoan said:
This movie included the main female lead being able to talk to animals through some weird "moonbeam tear" shit and the villan is a whaler who forced said female lead's father sign a paper that allowed him to hunt in specific waters and hired a gang of sharks to trick an octopus into throwing the ice burg at the Titanic so he would erase the evidence.
OT: Probably The Last Airbender movie. Never have I seen a movie so poorly paced and written compared to the cartoon it was adapted from.
EDIT: sorry wrong video. Changed it.
I've seen a lot of bad movies, more than is sensible to watch actually, from the more well known turds like The Room to quite a few awful ultra low budget horror films I can't remember the names of. Most of them I can still enjoy, bad films can be more entertaining than good ones, one of the best experiences ever is getting a few good friends together with some drinks and watching something like "Mega-Shark Vs. Giant Octopus".
However, there's one film that really pisses me off, and that film is Green Lantern.
FUCK GREEN LANTERN.
However, there's one film that really pisses me off, and that film is Green Lantern.
FUCK GREEN LANTERN.
Lol i think if you take it seriously its utterly horrible, but man the movie is so bad its hilarious.Metal_Head said:
Worst movie I ever saw was The last Airbender. Fuck that movie and fuck M. Night Shyamalan.
Batman and Robin springs to mind. I mean without any of the common nitpicks here's an honest problem I have with it.
Michael Keaton as Batman
Kevin Conroy as (The best) Batman
Val Kilmer as Batman
Christian Bale as Batman
George Clooney as George Clooney
Michael Keaton as Batman
Kevin Conroy as (The best) Batman
Val Kilmer as Batman
Christian Bale as Batman
George Clooney as George Clooney
Two hints...
n. the female of the sheep especially when mature
n. the pod or capsule of a plant
Seriously, anything I've seen by Ewe Böll.
I've given a few of his films a chance... and not one has made it more than 8 minutes before I've been forced to hit [Eject] or continue fighting back my gag reflex in the hope it doesn't progress to full on heaves.
n. the female of the sheep especially when mature
n. the pod or capsule of a plant
Seriously, anything I've seen by Ewe Böll.
I've given a few of his films a chance... and not one has made it more than 8 minutes before I've been forced to hit [Eject] or continue fighting back my gag reflex in the hope it doesn't progress to full on heaves.
Go. That's the name of the movie that I was dragged to one night and I swear it was made by a person on some sort of hallucinogenic and made to be watched by people on the same one.