What is the worst name you've ever heard?

[SnowCold]

Whoopi goldberg
though it might be untrue, I mean, Xitel told me that

 

[SnowCold]

Amit Romem, doesn't say much in english, but in hebrew it means gay when pronounced together, a coffee shop was sued by someone with this name because he said it insulted him when calling him.

(s)he must had a horrible time at school
Amit Romem... his folks must be stupied, or the most badass people ever

 

[EXPLICITasian]

Honor... pronounced on her (in case you didnt realize)

You get honor? ya i got honor, everyone got honor

 

[NonMagicPoet]

Fabiola. Worst female name ever.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

Any of the ghetto names most black kids have. They seem to have the magical ability to change how it sounds.

 

[Waverer]

Today my friend told me this one guy is named Cordin Bleu....whhhyy?

 

[Waverer]

I know a guy whose name is Syphilis. His mom read the word somewhere when she was pregnant, and she thought it sounded great. He pronounces his name as Cy-fill-i-us, but its still the most fucked up name I've ever heard.

I think we've a winner right there.

That's actually depressing haha. Poor guy.

 

[xitel]

I had a teacher named Max Quazar Jones. Max Quazar. That was her FIRST name.

EDIT: Oh, and one must not forget Catch 22's General Sheisskopf and Major Major Major Major.

 

[Kukakkau]

my dads friend wanted to call his daughter Iona Laurie and didnt see the problem with that (for any confused americans lorry = truck)
i remember one from tv as a kid when a guy was laughed at on a game show set, his name was Hugh Jarse
also one at my school hes half indian (i think) and half british - Phuqit Wright

 

[ace_of_something]

Honor... pronounced on her (in case you didnt realize)

You get honor? ya i got honor, everyone got honor

I saw that episode of scrubs too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34BsfZn0GZM

 

[Mr. Purple]

7.
(Seinfeld)

 

[Silver]

I knew a guy called Lucifer. He can't go to America. I don't know if it's a blessing or not, but seriously.

 

[MorsePacific]

I had a friend in sixth grade named River Faerie. His parents were hippies.

 

[SIXVI06]

Huzzah to asians who can't think of simple or elegant names for their kids... and ends up naming their daughter 'Winky'.

 

[guyy]

Hugh Jim-Becil? Can't think of any real people, though...

 

[ffxfriek]

99% of all names on the maury show....

 

[latenightapplepie]

I was watching the Late Show the other night and a comedian they had on mentioned that as a kid he used to prank call a guy (or girl?) by the name of Eggly Bagleface.

Now that's just a hilariously silly name.

 

[Revernd Awesome]

Wow, I can't belive no one posted this yet, I had to register just so I could show you.

I feel sorry for his brother Chris.


Also, I had an old teacher called Mr. R Sandercock