What is the WORST possible thing to say at the beginning of a date?

[Starkey The Pirate]

Something that either makes the rest of the night REALLY awkward or its so bad that the date ends right there.

 

[orangebandguy]

I'm going to murder you, you bloody woman!

*IT Crowd refernce, yeah I know.

 

[Mr.Pandah]

I'm a stalker.

Edit: Did you really expect anything other then sarcastic comments to come from this?

 

[Cakes]

How's your AIDS?

Ahh, Dane Cook.

 

[teutonicman]

How long till you start putting out?

 

[Rand-m]

I just came.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMy9I5NOp6U&feature=player_embedded

 

[Starkey The Pirate]

Do you like Rhipnol?

I prefer GHB actually hahahaha

 

[The87Italians]

Hey baby, wanna fuck?

 

[A Weary Exile]

"I don't see why people think murder is so bad."

Or

"I scored a + on my AIDS exam!"

 

[T-Bone24]

"Where's the standing ovation?"

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[Superlordbasil]

are you into anal?

 

[Disaster Button]

Do you think this smells like Chloroform?

 

[Darth Pope]

"I had dream about you last night."

Always a good conversation starter.

 

[AkJay]

"If you don't have sex with me, I'll kill you."

"I find the most erotic part of the women is the boobies"

"...So I was watching this Snuff Film the other night..."

 

[Tri Force95]

I've got herpes and AIDS, is this a problem?

 

[Iron Mal]

So...how many dates do we have 'til we finally do it?

Before you ask...I wasn't always a man...

 

[cthulhu257]

Do you think this smells like Chloroform?

Is that a reference to something? A friend of mine once said that.