What is the WORST possible thing to say at the beginning of a date?

[T-Bone24]

Do you think this smells like Chloroform?

Gah! Ninja'd my edit.

I have a variant, but it's not good in a date scenario.

"I want you to smell these two rags and tell me which one smells more like chloroform"

 

[ryai458]

"i like my girls ugly it makes them desperate"
definitely a bad starter.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

"You know, I came here with my ex too!"

Then give her a really creepy grin.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Excuse me one second, I have to call my parole officer."

 

[Disaster Button]

Do you think this smells like Chloroform?

Is that a reference to something? A friend of mine once said that.

I think it might be but nothing springs to mind, I just remember saying it in response to this question before

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

"Oh god, why did I have to run out of ointment tonight?", while scratching furiously everywhere.

 

[PrinceoN]

"Where's the standing ovation?"

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

damn, ninja'ed

 

[GHMonkey]

I was once a woman, but its ok because my junk works now.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

So what colour is your poo first thing in the morning?

Props for double reference

 

[Sibbo]

I would order steak but holding a steak knife violates my parole conditions.

 

[TheFacelessOne]

"How good are you at getting rid of bodies?"

 

[Artemis923]

You pay?

 

[happysock]

The operation was a success

or

Don't worry it's not contagious anymore

 

[strangemoose]

your mom usally charges $500 a night how about you?

 

[Tartarga]

"Sorry i'm not into dudes... oh wait, your a woman."

 

[AlphaOmega]

You pay.

 

[Macgyvercas]

"I love you."

Not smart for a first date. Save it for later.

 

[T-Bone24]

"You give me egg roll..." You know the rest...

 

[ZSF]

"Your shirt is fucking stupid"