What is the WORST possible thing to say at the beginning of a date?

[Wildrow12]

Salutations, earthling. I am Phantom, Lord of the Planet Krankor.
All resistance to me is useless! Behold my Roasted Turkey Mothership! HAW!HAW!HAW!HAW!

 

[Booze Zombie]

"Buttsecks!
Oh, I'm sorry, were you saying something?"

 

[archi-p]

so my place or yours

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

"Wow, your sister is way hotter than you are!"
Quick, you distract the guys in white coats with the big needles while I hid in the men's room!

 

[The_Splatterer]

How long's it been since the sex change for you? i'm about 6 months in and i can tell you're new to all this.

 

[The Austin]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"


I WIN.

 

[DarkRyter]

"I sure hope you kiss better than your sister."

Even worse (or better?)

"I sure hope you kiss better than MY sister."

 

[Dirty Apple]

So when are you due? Oh...

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

"That's a nice moustache"


"What's your opinion on necrophilia?"


"How 'open' are you in relations?"


"You look just like my mom"

If none of these end the date, you'll wish they did.

 

[Spitfire175]

Oh hi... Holy mother, I haven't seen such cleavage since yeasterday!

 

[Mcface]

You remind me of this girl I saw on the internet..

 

[Sethzard]

"What do you think of three ways with animals?"

"Wow you're.... I need to go home and change."

 

[Acidwell]

You'll do

 

[DrDeath3191]

Aww... you wearing clothes on our date?! Maaaaann...

Have you accepted Jesus as your Lord and Savior?

Can this be quick? My wife's waiting for me back at home.

 

[Julianking93]

You better be on the fucking pill.

 

[Daedalus1942]

Something that either makes the rest of the night REALLY awkward or its so bad that the date ends right there.

"Just warning you, that since seeing the film "Papillon", I keep my money in a strange place..."

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"



Probably the best or worst thing to say.

 

[Filtertip]

"You could of made an effort to look nice"