What is the WORST possible thing to say at the beginning of a date?

[Robert632]

i hope you'll be as good as your dad.

or

i want to stick a knife in you.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Would you mind wearing this chicken suit?

Can I sniff your feet?

 

[Castratikron]

"So are we going to have sex now or after I slip you a roofie"

 

[Zildjin81]

I just came.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMy9I5NOp6U&feature=player_embedded

Holy shit. That was hilarious.

OT: Probably nothing.

 

[elemenetal150]

I Love you

Will you marry me

Your mom/dad is so hot

oops, farted!!!

 

[ZombieVictor]

"I sure hope you kiss better than your sister."

"I sure hope you kiss better than my sister." also works.

 

[rg90184]

well i guess i should be up front with you because by law i have to tell people this. i am a child molester who specifies in little girls from preschool to fifth grade. i got bail cuse my family is rich and im also heavily into bestiality with bunny rabbits. not to mention i've had sex with a cactus once on a dare and now im sterile. now tell me about yourself

 

[so_bored678]

i visit the escapist.com daily

 

[Tdc2182]

I couldn't help but notice I am wearing the exact same underwear as you,

 

[deewank]

So how do you feel about sucking me off on the ride over to the restaurant

 

[stabnex]

"I hope you're half as good in bed as your mom was."

"I can't remember, did I go out with you or your sister last night?"

"Damn girl, you haven't stopped jiggling since you came through the door."

"Did you forget to shave this morning, too?"

 

[Necrofudge]

"You look just like my dad."

 

[Thamous]

Im a rapist.
It doesn't get much more blunt than that.

 

[archvile93]

This is taking to long, lets skip right to the sex. If thatb doesn't get an alcoholic beverage thrown in your face I don't know what will.

 

[oppp7]

Admit to having an STD. Or tell her that by the end of the date you plan on her being dead.

 

[Roamin11]

Hmmm your fatter than I expected.

 

[FinalHeart95]

Explaining anything that you've done in Scribblenauts.
"...So, in conclusion, God will indeed win a fight with Cthulhu, if armed with a sniper rifle."

 

[Iskenator67]

Sorry I was late. My brother had to pay my bail.

 

[smudgey]

"Thanks for coming out, it's been so hard to get a date since i was released."
"So i was going through my bestiality collection the other day...."
"Have you got any Australian in you? Want some?"
"Can i get a photo of you? I wanna jerk off to it later."
"Do you have Aids? No? Good, I don't want to catch it again."

 

[I Framed OJ]

Spit or Swallow?