What is the WORST possible thing to say at the beginning of a date?

[Jenkins]

"Are you into fucking horses?"

 

[Samah]

"May I say, that's a smashing blouse you have on..."

 

[Inco]

I'm going to murder you, you bloody woman!

*IT Crowd refernce, yeah I know.

Win, in the second post.

Basically, anything that brings up sensitive areas like previous relations or personal demons (for you or your date) is enough to make things awkward. Maybe later on when you know each other more, but for the first one. Just no.

 

[Yoshemo]

"I sure hope you kiss better than your sister."

Or "I sure hope you kiss better than MY sister"

OT: wanna see what an anal wart looks like?

 

[101194]

Do you think this smells like Chloroform?

DAMN! Someone always takes that one, It really is the best.

 

[Baby Eater]

hey can you smell this rag i think it smells like chloroform

 

[Jedisolo75]

Bad - I don't actually live with my mother, it's like I have an apartment in her upstairs.

worse - You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

Worst - We're not going to any resturants within 500 yards of a school are we?

 

[Da Joz]

Hi, I'm a registered sex offender.

 

[sabotstarr]

Point to her stomach and say "soon this shall be plump with my seed."

you....win.
and to the people who don't know what chloroform is its a knockout gas of sorts. but then again you could of been joking....what a dilemma...

 

[DerekTheMagicDragun]

So I was fucking my cat the other night...

 

[Deadpewl]

"Damn, could've sworn you were pretty the last time I saw you, aw well pussy is pussy."

EDITh or better yet "I hope you're better in bed than my mom."

 

[Monkeytacoz]

i have sex with dogs

 

[ForgetRealism09]

"Umm... sorry to ask, but are you retarded?"

 

[Deadman Walkin]

My AIDs cleared up so we can still have sex right now right?

 

[SenseOfTumour]

*clutches head* no Lucifer, not this one please, I made you a blood sacrifice only last night!

You look different tonight, normally I don't get to watch you without binoculars.

And... a post date 'thing not to say'

That's not a ribbed condom, that's my warts.

EDIT: Is it just me, or is this suspiciously like we're going to have our very own Mock the Week round here?

 

[CNKFan]

I am a rapist.

 

[Kris015]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

HAHAHA You're a fucking genius xD

hey can you smell this rag i think it smells like chloroform

Sorry dude, already taken. Still genuis. YEAH I SAID GENUIS!

 

[Siegreich]

Why don't you ask your sister if she want to join us.