What is the WORST possible thing to say at the beginning of a date?

[VashtaNerada]

ima full on rapist!

 

[vacuumbrand]

Hey baby, wanna fuck?

"Hey baby, wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
"No."
"What, you don't like pizza?"

60% of the time, it works every time.

 

[banthesun]

You'll do

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

OT: I swear it isn't blood!

EDIT:

Spoiler

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

You look like pie...I like pie

 

[axia777]

Do you have some Beano?

 

[Link Kadeshi]

Had a girl tell me she loved me as we sat down at a restaurant on a blind date. Never met this girl, known her for 20 minutes, and she's in love with me...... That was not good for anything.

Ladies, don't tell a guy you love him until you've been together long enough to know each other's names.

 

[incognito_me]

Sing the entire "Now You're A Man" from Orgazmo. If they're not driven off, they're on the floor laughing.

 

[US Crash Fire]

Oh! don't mind the blood, it's not mine.

 

[Sp3ratus]

So what colour is your poo first thing in the morning?

Props for double reference

Such a shame that Whose Line was cancelled, one of the most brilliant shows I've ever seen Especially Colin in this case, or him and Ryan together.

"I love you."

Not smart for a first date. Save it for later.

Not sure if it was meant to be a quote or not, but ye, when Ted said it in How I met your mother, it was pretty hilarious.

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

I Lost the Game.
/Thread.

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

"Hey, I was fapping to a girl who looked just like you last night!"
"Hey, you like DotA?"
"Mmm... Boobs." (Alternatively, never look away from her chest.)
"Hey baby, my penis is two inches... From the ground."

 

[BinkyStalls]

nice shoes, wanna fuck ?

 

[blank0000]

dearest woman, you are...so bloody fine, I find myself asking this one...single question...


do you like mudkips?

 

[TxMxRonin]

I'm a full on rapist.

 

[Gunner 51]

I normally don't go for fat, hideous birds like you - but I think I'll make an exception for you because I pity you.

 

[mrtenk]

"So, I was playing World of Warcraft the other day, and..."

 

[crepesack]

"You know, with medical advances these days, AIDS is no longer a death sentence! AMIRITE?"

or say you are a "therapist" but say it in such a way so that is sounds like the rapist.

2:So what do you do for a living?
1:I am a the rapist.
2:Excuse me come again?
1: The Rapist
[backs away slowly]
1:I treat people's problems.
2:Oh, a therapist now i see, i heard something else.
1: Did I also mention i'm a registered sex offender?

oh here is a good one
"did you know that 80% of all rapes begin with a hand on the shoulder" *places hand on shoulder.

 

[JohnJacobJingle]

My last girlfriend lied, I don't care what the website said.

 

[Mray3460]

"...damn those are big"
~Wayne Brady, Who's Line Is It Anyway?