What is the WORST possible thing to say at the beginning of a date?

[Poopie McGhee]

You like Huey Lewis and the News?

(Say while wearing a raincoat and carrying a large fireaxe.)

Ahh... love that movie...

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

So what colour is your poo first thing in the morning?

Props for double reference

Such a shame that Whose Line was cancelled, one of the most brilliant shows I've ever seen Especially Colin in this case, or him and Ryan together.

As promised, here are your props. Now, the object of the game is to use these props for as many different things as you can.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

"Alright, we can't go more than 5 miles away from my house or else the bracelet around my ankle is going to start chirping"

"Don't worry, I won't keep you out too late tonight. It IS a school night after all."

 

[Kinguendo]

"Nice chest... I'll be dumping on that later!"

So, did that win?

 

[Fragged_Templar]

"can we make this quick I'm scheduled for a raid in an hour"
or
if on a blind date say " wow, you look amazing", and then get take out a blind person stick (the one used for walking around) and go to the bathroom.

 

[nickfurze]

You look so different away from my binoculars

or

by the way my parents are sitting over there.

or

I collect photos of serial Killers, all I need is Jack the Ripper to complete the set.

 

[RanD00M]

Fancy a shag?.

 

[AGNGoo]

Great news: the clinic called just before I went out and said my clap cleared up nicely!

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

You like Huey Lewis and the News?

(Say while wearing a raincoat and carrying a large fireaxe.)

Ahh... love that movie...

Brilliance.

I reckon something like "So, what's your take on anal? -wink and arrogant chuckle-"

Also..

So what colour is your poo first thing in the morning?

Props for double reference

Such a shame that Whose Line was cancelled, one of the most brilliant shows I've ever seen Especially Colin in this case, or him and Ryan together.

As promised, here are your props. Now, the object of the game is to use these props for as many different things as you can.

I LOVE whose line.

 

[Legion]

"Looks like you got lucky, my friends wanted me to play computer games with them so I flipped a coin to decide."

"I love you."

Not smart for a first date. Save it for later.

You actually made a serious responce?

I... I didn't think it was possible...

I'm glad to be honest. Considering around 60% of responses are the oh so witty 'chloroform' joke, which we totally haven't heard every time someone comes up with a thread based around dates/pick up lines.

Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Just stare at them.

This has to be the best response so far.

Or this, just because of how completely twisted/creepy it sounds:

Point to her stomach and say "soon this shall be plump with my seed."

*clutches head* no Lucifer, not this one please, I made you a blood sacrifice only last night!

You look different tonight, normally I don't get to watch you without binoculars.

EDIT: Is it just me, or is this suspiciously like we're going to have our very own Mock the Week round here?

Those are good.

I would say yes to the Mock the Week thing except on that show they don't repeat the same jokes over and over, I swear I have counted over 30 chloroform jokes already.

 

[Adam]

"So, fancy a fuck"

 

[soul_rever38]

"hey Babe you like Aids?? cause if you want it im rocking it"

 

[silverowl]

" U smell good, how do I smell?"

 

[Pegghead]

So...you ever played WoW? Actually this could be a two way street, if they say yes then dammit i say STICK WITH THEM!

 

[Woem]

So, euh, do you cosplay?

 

[Zaksav91]

"I don't get many dates because............"

Yeah you don't want to make all these negative confessions on a first date, it'll ruin everything. Oh and don't talk about exes and how they ruined everything and caused you to go into a spiraling depression.

 

[carlmeoteor]

I have aids but will not tell you untill you have had sex with me I HAD SEX WITH YOUR DOG!!

 

[randompants]

As of right now I'm rash free,
lol, quote from colin mochrie from whose line

 

[Carnagath]

"Do a barrel roll."