What is the worst/silliest way to die?

[skitzo van]

A pointed stick.

 

[Claymorez]

Death by toilet seat! (have to see ZOMBIE LAND Movie to get the joke reference)

 

[theshadow308]

Passing out into a cup of tea and drowning.

 

[Fbuh]

Having a caterpillar eat your face...............by starting at the groin.

 

[me48072]

i had a create an account just for this and i don't know how no ones put this down yet.

spending most of your life wrestling cordials, and pissing of the worlds most dangerous snakes. then getting killed by a stingray.

 

[blindthrall]

Serge A. Storms: Damn, dude. Gross, yes. But as far as actual suffering, starvation has to be it. Also, The Awesome is pretty silly.

 

[Fniff]

Having a whale land on you.

That's not the worst or the silliest way to die,it is the most epic way to die!

Get it right!

 

[RootbeerJello]

Falling while skiing at high speeds, resulting in friction burns and being burned to death by fucking snow

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Slip on a banana peel causing you to bump into a clown knocking of his rubber nose which gets logged in your throat.

I hate clowns.

 

[seanbon112]

I would think suffocation because the fat chick you were sleeping with fell asleep on you

 

[ae86gamer]

Silliest and worst:
Falling into a vat of hot chocolate. [http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/07/09/new.jersey.chocolate.death/index.html ]

 

[KaiRai]

after you kill 100 enemies Rambo style, you get bitten by a tiny spider and die.

After fighting off horde's of zombies to be burned to death by cat piss.

 

[Zhalath]

While performing autoerotic asphyxiation, you vomit, and choke to death on your own vomit.

 

[siege_1302]

Any death that isn't in battle. Specifically, death by extreme irony.

E.g. animal rights activist mauled by tiger.

That or explosive flatulence.

You can also die by choking on a lifesaver.

That's the spirit! It's the kind of thing that makes people instantly laugh before realising 'Oh, someone died.' then getting all sombre.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Taking a shot to the head, then removing your helmet that just saved your life. Then re-shot in the head.

I never understood that in Saving Private Ryan. Keep the damn helmet on!

 

[ejb626]

There was actually a guy who survived going over Niagra Falls then died from slipping on a bannana peel, that sucks

 

[life is peachy]

The worst way to die would be getting raped by a polar bear while another person stabes you and poors salt and vinegar in your wounds.

 

[blackhunt40]

Death by insomnia in your own bed... Can you imagine the sillyness?

 

[A.I. Sigma]

A giant, genetically altered pinapple falls from the sky after a lab explosion and crushes you.