What is the worst/silliest way to die?

[loppopoo]

Getting hit by a toilet seat from a satellite, drilling a hole in your own head, thinking it'd help you get more high, strangled with a legwarmer...

Cookie for anyone wo knows where these are from.

 

[Claymorez]

some of these r brilliant lmao

 

[RanD00M]

Death from a teddy bear.

Fallout 3 has proved this can happen.

Who?where?how?when.

There is a specific Teddy bear that if you pick up a Super mute behomoth spawns behind you and attempts to kill you.

Ohh that one.I thought you meant that the teddy bear it self would kill you.

 

[Slotteh]

Missing a particularly enthusiastic high-five and getting hit on the head, dying immediately from the impact.

 

[Brannigan1]

Hunting accident, it's silly because it's very ironic. You're in the woods, doing your thing, and then you get shot out of no-where. Deer can relate.

Getting shot whilst hunting isn't ironic. The rambo thing with the spider - thats irony.

 

[cartzo]

must consult the "Darwin Awards"

http://www.darwinawards.com/

 

[thepj]

death by tickling

 

[ziggy161]

There are so many torture-to-kill methods that give me the creeps, I think the worst one would be being put in an Iron Maiden D: Or that horrible pyramid thing that they sit you on and weigh you down and it tears you apart....urgh now i feel sick :S

 

[Deschain]

A fire engine falling out a tree.

 

[ziggy161]

Getting hit by a toilet seat from a satellite, drilling a hole in your own head, thinking it'd help you get more high, strangled with a legwarmer...

Cookie for anyone wo knows where these are from.

Dead Like Me? That show was great XD

 

[hippykiller]

getting raped to death by a fat Korean man.

 

[titanium turtle]

SRD

sponge related death

about 700 ish sponge injuries 2002 in UK alone (including loofahs)

 

[titanium turtle]

getting dehydrated from fucking too much...thats how i wanna go

I like you're style

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

Gangrene of the genitalia, or, in layman's terms, COCKROT!

Or possibly shitting so hard that all of your internal organs come out.

 

[Dj_Trip]

well, as the final destination series has taught me (and i loved every one of them unconditionally) that the worst way to die, is for a pool drain to start up when your swimming, it sucks you to the bottom where while your suffocating, the pressure valve goes into overdrive, ruptures and explodes, pulling your organs out your rear and through the ruptured valve where they shoot into the sky where everyone can see them.... meh, it was better to see it in 3d

Totally stolen from Chuck Pahlaniuk's book "Haunted."

 

[cikame]

Being Lara Croft and swan diving off a staircase.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Raped to death by a horse.

you know that happened once, right?

here's proof: http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002389068_brodeur19m.html

 

[loppopoo]

Here's your cookie!

And yes. It was a great show.

 

[Gebi10000]

Drowing in ice cream.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Death from a teddy bear.

Fallout 3 has proved this can happen.

Who?where?how?when.

There is a specific Teddy bear that if you pick up a Super mute behomoth spawns behind you and attempts to kill you.

Ohh that one.I thought you meant that the teddy bear it self would kill you.

Well I guess if your target had 1 health left and you loaded your Rockit Launcher with a Teddy bear and fired you could kill him with one.