What is the worst/silliest way to die?
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Anyone ever watch 1000 ways to die? On one episode a guy gave himself an alcohol enema and killed himself.
It really is isn't it?Ldude893 said:
The silliest and worst would be jumping out of an aeroplane but forgetting to put your parachute on, like this guy did [http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1994-12.html]. I'll bet he wanted to turn back time.
You're walking in Yellowstone, accompanying a friend trying to take a photo of Bigfoot. When you tell him "You're waisting your time, Bigfoot doesn't exist!", Bigfoot pops out from behind you, says "YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME! YOU ASS!!" and he kills you then eats your body. Then your friend becomes famous for having a picture of Bigfoot eating your carcass.
Death while reversing your decision to commit suicide.
"I'm not gonna jump! I want to live!" "Gets shot"
"I'm not gonna jump! I want to live!" "Gets shot"
Well, there's that guy that got raped by that horse and ended up dying from ruptured intestines... That's pretty screwed up.
And there have been people in Yellowstone that wanted to see if the water was really 400 degrees. So they stick their hands in. Or jump in.
Either that, or they forget which pool of water is cool enough to serve as a nice hot spring, and which will boil you to death and go jump into the wrong one.
There was also a guy that fell into a geyser, but he survived. And don't even get me started on all the bear attacks up there...
Most of these were a result of human error because they don't think they need to listen to the park rangers. Sigh...
And there have been people in Yellowstone that wanted to see if the water was really 400 degrees. So they stick their hands in. Or jump in.
Either that, or they forget which pool of water is cool enough to serve as a nice hot spring, and which will boil you to death and go jump into the wrong one.
There was also a guy that fell into a geyser, but he survived. And don't even get me started on all the bear attacks up there...
Most of these were a result of human error because they don't think they need to listen to the park rangers. Sigh...
Worst is not to die but to live in agony and misery till your long past the point where you want to die. Not just past it, but once more accepting that your torture won't end and no longer looking forward to death. Only then... you die, terrorised with the pain and still suffering with fear of death in mind.
Sadly... that is called life.
Sadly... that is called life.
I've got a book here titled "1001 ridiculous ways to die" (The person who bought it for me wrote "I saw this, and thought of you" inside the cover)
I'll open a page at random and tell you what it is.
A woman tripped, knocked herself unconscious, and drowned under 12 inches of water in her ornamental pond.
Reminds me of another guy who dropped his keys down some kind of drain, stuck his head in to get it, got trapped, and drowned.
Actually, the most ridiculous i've heard is about a guy who was standing on a motor bike and got pushed off a cliff by a heard of sheep. He survived the fall, and would have been fine if they hadn't pushed his motor bike after him.
I'll open a page at random and tell you what it is.
A woman tripped, knocked herself unconscious, and drowned under 12 inches of water in her ornamental pond.
Reminds me of another guy who dropped his keys down some kind of drain, stuck his head in to get it, got trapped, and drowned.
Actually, the most ridiculous i've heard is about a guy who was standing on a motor bike and got pushed off a cliff by a heard of sheep. He survived the fall, and would have been fine if they hadn't pushed his motor bike after him.
Read the book(s) "the Darwin awards" it has all the stupid deaths you could ask for. like this one:
A man died after falling off the roof of a moving car. He was arguing with his girlfriend during a drive home for Christmas along Interstate 88. Although the vehicle was travelling in excess of 65 mph in the midst of gale-force winds, the man decided to exit the car onto the roof, presumably to escape from the fight. The Luckless boyfriend fell to the ground, where he lay until paramedics rushed him to the hospital. He died the next day due to head injuries. The woman was charged with driving under the influence.
Wait, heres one a friend of mine came up with years ago. This is, in my opinion, the worst way to die (for men anyway)
You are in a small wooden shack, which is on fire. You are standing in the center, naked. Your balls are in a table vice.
A man died after falling off the roof of a moving car. He was arguing with his girlfriend during a drive home for Christmas along Interstate 88. Although the vehicle was travelling in excess of 65 mph in the midst of gale-force winds, the man decided to exit the car onto the roof, presumably to escape from the fight. The Luckless boyfriend fell to the ground, where he lay until paramedics rushed him to the hospital. He died the next day due to head injuries. The woman was charged with driving under the influence.
Wait, heres one a friend of mine came up with years ago. This is, in my opinion, the worst way to die (for men anyway)
You are in a small wooden shack, which is on fire. You are standing in the center, naked. Your balls are in a table vice.
Getting killed, then falling into the end of the level and entering the next cinematic.
This happened to me in AvP2.
This happened to me in AvP2.
