What is the worst/silliest way to die?

[Claymorez]

that is pritty bad

 

[SuperGilfer]

Drowing in ice cream.

Your most favorite kind, or your least favorite kind?
OT: Getting shot with a blank cartridge.

 

[MetaKnight19]

Having a whale land on you.

Wasn't there something like that from Hitch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy? Wait it didn't land on someone, what happened was the crew were being chased by some missiles to stop them from landing on the forbidden planet of Magrathea. The crew then use the improbability drive which causes the missiles to turn into a whale and a bowl of petunias, which then start to fall to the planets surface, all the while the whale is contemplating its own existence and starts naming things, like his tail and the big flat thing coming towards him very quickly. He decides to call it the ground, and shortly after naming it he hits said ground.

*exhales heavily* Sorry I completely lost track of what was going on there, I need a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster to get my head together. There is a side effect but I can't remember what, if anyone knows please don't hesitate to tell me.

Walking along on a beach and then a coconut falling from a palm tree, hitting you on the head and killing you.

Funny you should say that, there are more coconut related deaths every year than shark related deaths.

Anyway, my contribution to this thread was going to be anything that gets people killed which then feature in the Darwin Awards. Now wheres that Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster?

 

[Vitor Goncalves]

In game, death by a low rank but long lasting dot that u forget to dispell/cleanse/purge/cure and u also forget to check your health bar.
Outside I saw this on a CSI New York, a guy died when a piece of frozen shit hit him on the head fallen from an aeroplane leaking. Possible in reality, mind aeroplanes flying over your heads.

 

[Sh0ckFyre]

Skateboarding, grinding a rail, ultimately to slip off where a sharp piece of metal rips your penis in half and your ball-sack open where you bleed out and die.

The frozen shit to the head is pretty embarrassing, I'm not gonna lie.

 

[Daemascus]

Falling to your death in a game. Its fucking embarrassing to be the highest level, have the best gear, and die when you miss judge a jump or hit the wrong button.

 

[Irridium]

Garden Shop explosion.
Silly because its a Garden Shop, worse because now everyone you used to know now knows you go to flower shops.

Also, the most awesome way to die: Skydiving without a parachute while fighting a bear.

 

[Caligulove]

Worst:
anything Ironic, like dying in an ambulance crash.

Silliest:
dying in an ambulance crash

 

[chiggerwood]

having a stroke while masturbating would be the worst for me.

 

[Chase Yojimbo]

Jerking off to weird porn because you haven't gotten laid in a long period of time, and coming so much and so hard that it shoots up your nose, lodges in your throat, and suffocates you. Then your body is found by your mom and the computer's still on.

Wouldn't that be an awkward death?

Being murdered by the Huggytime bears.

 

[Rawker]

that one lady who was killed by a frozen urine harpoon from a leaky pipe on a plane. /thread

 

[Custard_Angel]

Auto-erotic asphyxiation vol. 2.

Suffocation from carbon monoxide fumes while engaging in indecent relations with the tailpipe of a car.

There is nothing worse. PROVE ME WRONG.

 

[Silent Eagle]

Death by playing video games.

 

[Jamieson 90]

Being tied to a chair with a TV and forced to watch the Twiligt films over and over again in surround sound untill you starve to death.

Not silly but probably qualifies as the worst.

 

[Twofo]

Suffocating to death while performing CPR

 

[Ldude893]

"When you cut your finger, it's a tragedy. When you fall into an open manhole cover and die, it's a comedy".

 

[Mafiastyle]

Being forced into listening to, "It's a small world," multiple times until your head explodes because that song just kills me hearing it more than once.
EDIT: Okay maybe more than just once but that song does seriously get annoying after awhile - at least to me.

 

[TheTaco007]

Died in a French class accident.

 

[James Hueick]

Eaten alive by kittens.

 

[wolfy098]

Eaten alive by kittens.

okay..... I am now leaving.....