What is The WORST thing that happened to you in a game?

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Playing mass effect for the first time...getting out of the citadel and finally into space and after a load screen on a planet I was on to infiltrate a base....*crash*. My save file even fucked up and I had to restart from scratch, that down right pissed me off because the beginning of that god forsaken game is one of the worst things to go through, the citadel is so painfully boring.
 

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beholdmycape said:
One night I was playing some Ninja Gaiden 2 and yeah, you know how that game is. After getting my ass tweaked for the hundreth time I threw the controller down in a rage. Unbeknownst to me it must have hit the call button on my phone and as my girlfriends name begins with A she was the first contact in my phonebook.
So I carry on playing, now venting my frustration with a little trash talking such as "Yea, you like that huh *****? yeah imma show you who's boss, get some' etc unaware that my girl had picked up the other end and could hear every word.
Now, this girl is the crazy jealous type, i cant even tell you, one time she nailed my scrotum to a cake stand just for looking at another chick. Anyway she hears me talking shit and assumes im railing another chick and talking kinky. I used to do that to her and strangle her,on request. And sometimes not on request.
Anyway, she loses her goddamed mind, drives straight round to my uncles house and proceeds to take his cock in every orifice god gave her,taking polaroids the whole time.
She comes home later and drops the photos down straight in front of me. Now I dont know if you can imagine what it's like seeing a full set of hardcore prints of your beloved and your own uncled doing the nastiest of nastys but for a second I thought my rectum had prolapsed right there and then.
I go postal, she's already screaming so loud only dogs can hear her, the upshot is she punches herself in the mouth, calls the cops and I get convicted of assault and battery and do a 2 - 5 stretch in san quentin getting buggered for biscuits on a daily basis.

Man, fuck Ninja Gaiden 2
I would assume this one takes the cake. :S
 

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beholdmycape said:
One night I was playing some Ninja Gaiden 2 and yeah, you know how that game is. After getting my ass tweaked for the hundreth time I threw the controller down in a rage. Unbeknownst to me it must have hit the call button on my phone and as my girlfriends name begins with A she was the first contact in my phonebook.
So I carry on playing, now venting my frustration with a little trash talking such as "Yea, you like that huh *****? yeah imma show you who's boss, get some' etc unaware that my girl had picked up the other end and could hear every word.
Now, this girl is the crazy jealous type, i cant even tell you, one time she nailed my scrotum to a cake stand just for looking at another chick. Anyway she hears me talking shit and assumes im railing another chick and talking kinky. I used to do that to her and strangle her,on request. And sometimes not on request.
Anyway, she loses her goddamed mind, drives straight round to my uncles house and proceeds to take his cock in every orifice god gave her,taking polaroids the whole time.
She comes home later and drops the photos down straight in front of me. Now I dont know if you can imagine what it's like seeing a full set of hardcore prints of your beloved and your own uncled doing the nastiest of nastys but for a second I thought my rectum had prolapsed right there and then.
I go postal, she's already screaming so loud only dogs can hear her, the upshot is she punches herself in the mouth, calls the cops and I get convicted of assault and battery and do a 2 - 5 stretch in san quentin getting buggered for biscuits on a daily basis.

Man, fuck Ninja Gaiden 2
WOW ...rofl
 

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Fallout3 You Bastard Child, My Sis accidentally saved a new game over mine.

Now I Must Reconstruct My Level 20 Character... Meh, it's Fallout3, It'll Be Fun.
 

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beholdmycape said:
One night I was playing some Ninja Gaiden 2 and yeah, you know how that game is. After getting my ass tweaked for the hundreth time I threw the controller down in a rage. Unbeknownst to me it must have hit the call button on my phone and as my girlfriends name begins with A she was the first contact in my phonebook.
So I carry on playing, now venting my frustration with a little trash talking such as "Yea, you like that huh *****? yeah imma show you who's boss, get some' etc unaware that my girl had picked up the other end and could hear every word.
Now, this girl is the crazy jealous type, i cant even tell you, one time she nailed my scrotum to a cake stand just for looking at another chick. Anyway she hears me talking shit and assumes im railing another chick and talking kinky. I used to do that to her and strangle her,on request. And sometimes not on request.
Anyway, she loses her goddamed mind, drives straight round to my uncles house and proceeds to take his cock in every orifice god gave her,taking polaroids the whole time.
She comes home later and drops the photos down straight in front of me. Now I dont know if you can imagine what it's like seeing a full set of hardcore prints of your beloved and your own uncled doing the nastiest of nastys but for a second I thought my rectum had prolapsed right there and then.
I go postal, she's already screaming so loud only dogs can hear her, the upshot is she punches herself in the mouth, calls the cops and I get convicted of assault and battery and do a 2 - 5 stretch in san quentin getting buggered for biscuits on a daily basis.

Man, fuck Ninja Gaiden 2
This is a wonderful story.. is it true??

I'm most alarmed about the nailing of the scrotum to the cake stand.
 

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The ending to Fallout 3. Where I was carrying some 50 Radaways and Rad X's. And had a companion whose defining feature was resisting massive amounts of radiation.
 

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On the Noxious.net Teamplay servers for Gmod, I was about to get the warrior award (7 kills without dying as the warrior) and was typing a message to my team (I was in our base) when an assassin killed me and tea-bagged my body.





AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH
 

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After spending about 7 hours on a save game in Far Cry 2, I got stuck inside one of my buddies after turning in a mission. Cannot enter into -DEVMODE to toggle clipping and continue on that game, had to start over. /angry
 

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beholdmycape said:
One night I was playing some Ninja Gaiden 2 and yeah, you know how that game is. After getting my ass tweaked for the hundreth time I threw the controller down in a rage. Unbeknownst to me it must have hit the call button on my phone and as my girlfriends name begins with A she was the first contact in my phonebook.
So I carry on playing, now venting my frustration with a little trash talking such as "Yea, you like that huh *****? yeah imma show you who's boss, get some' etc unaware that my girl had picked up the other end and could hear every word.
Now, this girl is the crazy jealous type, i cant even tell you, one time she nailed my scrotum to a cake stand just for looking at another chick. Anyway she hears me talking shit and assumes im railing another chick and talking kinky. I used to do that to her and strangle her,on request. And sometimes not on request.
Anyway, she loses her goddamed mind, drives straight round to my uncles house and proceeds to take his cock in every orifice god gave her,taking polaroids the whole time.
She comes home later and drops the photos down straight in front of me. Now I dont know if you can imagine what it's like seeing a full set of hardcore prints of your beloved and your own uncled doing the nastiest of nastys but for a second I thought my rectum had prolapsed right there and then.
I go postal, she's already screaming so loud only dogs can hear her, the upshot is she punches herself in the mouth, calls the cops and I get convicted of assault and battery and do a 2 - 5 stretch in san quentin getting buggered for biscuits on a daily basis.

Man, fuck Ninja Gaiden 2
I could not stop laughing, I really hope this is not entirely true I mean that is the biggest WTF moment I have had all day.
 

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Playing Gears of War 2 and when your F***ing connection times out in the middle of F***ing match. The next time you play and complete a match it says match incomplete and you lose 1500xp for it but you shouldn't lose 1500 F***ing xp because you can't control when your F***ing connection decides to crap out on you. And if you're having one of those days where your F***ing connection is S***, you could end up losing 6000xp or more in a 30 minute period which is, wait for it, BULL F***ing S***!

Sorry for all the "explitives" but this has happened way too many F***ing times to me, so there.
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oh I needed that.
 

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Abedeus said:
needausername said:
Getting really far in a game, without saving, then the game jams... Or saving over a really successful saved game, that stings.
KOOOOTOOOOOOR!!!! YOU BASTARD I'VE PLAYED YOU FOR 6 HOURS JUST TO FIND OUT A BUG IN THE GAME!!


....*loads older save, wasting 6 hours of live*
Force why have you forsaken meeeeee!!!! [joins the dark side next try]
 

Acid Armageddon

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Last level on Call of Duty 2, on VETERAN, just about to get a checkpoint, all I had to do was clear this room full of Nazi troops, then run through and dive to cover and I would of been fine. I had been dying for like an hour, and I finally got to the room. I throw a grenade in and the dumb AI teamates run in and the grenade exploded AND THEY GOT HURT SO MY SCREEN WENT FUZZY AND SAID NOT TO ATTACK MYN TEAMATES! IT MADE ME RESTART THE WHOLE SECTION! BECAUSE MY STUPID AI TEAMATE RAN IN AND GOT HURT BY THE GRENADE I HAD THROWN IN THERE SECONDS BEFORE!
It took me another 30 minutes to beat that section. PISSED me off ALOT!
 

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beholdmycape said:
One night I was playing some Ninja Gaiden 2 and yeah, you know how that game is. After getting my ass tweaked for the hundreth time I threw the controller down in a rage. Unbeknownst to me it must have hit the call button on my phone and as my girlfriends name begins with A she was the first contact in my phonebook.
So I carry on playing, now venting my frustration with a little trash talking such as "Yea, you like that huh *****? yeah imma show you who's boss, get some' etc unaware that my girl had picked up the other end and could hear every word.
Now, this girl is the crazy jealous type, i cant even tell you, one time she nailed my scrotum to a cake stand just for looking at another chick. Anyway she hears me talking shit and assumes im railing another chick and talking kinky. I used to do that to her and strangle her,on request. And sometimes not on request.
Anyway, she loses her goddamed mind, drives straight round to my uncles house and proceeds to take his cock in every orifice god gave her,taking polaroids the whole time.
She comes home later and drops the photos down straight in front of me. Now I dont know if you can imagine what it's like seeing a full set of hardcore prints of your beloved and your own uncled doing the nastiest of nastys but for a second I thought my rectum had prolapsed right there and then.
I go postal, she's already screaming so loud only dogs can hear her, the upshot is she punches herself in the mouth, calls the cops and I get convicted of assault and battery and do a 2 - 5 stretch in san quentin getting buggered for biscuits on a daily basis.

Man, fuck Ninja Gaiden 2
Dude, that sucks.
 

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Acid Armageddon said:
Last level on Call of Duty 2, on VETERAN, just about to get a checkpoint, all I had to do was clear this room full of Nazi troops, then run through and dive to cover and I would of been fine. I had been dying for like an hour, and I finally got to the room. I throw a grenade in and the dumb AI teamates run in and the grenade exploded AND THEY GOT HURT SO MY SCREEN WENT FUZZY AND SAID NOT TO ATTACK MYN TEAMATES! IT MADE ME RESTART THE WHOLE SECTION! BECAUSE MY STUPID AI TEAMATE RAN IN AND GOT HURT BY THE GRENADE I HAD THROWN IN THERE SECONDS BEFORE!
It took me another 30 minutes to beat that section. PISSED me off ALOT!
That also sucks.
 

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I was in a guild that had a bunch of people who didn't like the lack of progression. So we quit and formed our own guild.

People who stayed in the original guild likened me to a German dictator who was a major player in WW2

That wasn't cool.
 

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pcload1etter said:
I was in a guild that had a bunch of people who didn't like the lack of progression. So we quit and formed our own guild.

People who stayed in the original guild likened me to a German dictator who started WW2

That wasn't cool.
To be fair, Hitler didn't START WW2 persay, though he was one of the factors.
 

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beholdmycape said:
One night I was playing some Ninja Gaiden 2 and yeah, you know how that game is. After getting my ass tweaked for the hundreth time I threw the controller down in a rage. Unbeknownst to me it must have hit the call button on my phone and as my girlfriends name begins with A she was the first contact in my phonebook.
So I carry on playing, now venting my frustration with a little trash talking such as "Yea, you like that huh *****? yeah imma show you who's boss, get some' etc unaware that my girl had picked up the other end and could hear every word.
Now, this girl is the crazy jealous type, i cant even tell you, one time she nailed my scrotum to a cake stand just for looking at another chick. Anyway she hears me talking shit and assumes im railing another chick and talking kinky. I used to do that to her and strangle her,on request. And sometimes not on request.
Anyway, she loses her goddamed mind, drives straight round to my uncles house and proceeds to take his cock in every orifice god gave her,taking polaroids the whole time.
She comes home later and drops the photos down straight in front of me. Now I dont know if you can imagine what it's like seeing a full set of hardcore prints of your beloved and your own uncled doing the nastiest of nastys but for a second I thought my rectum had prolapsed right there and then.
I go postal, she's already screaming so loud only dogs can hear her, the upshot is she punches herself in the mouth, calls the cops and I get convicted of assault and battery and do a 2 - 5 stretch in san quentin getting buggered for biscuits on a daily basis.

Man, fuck Ninja Gaiden 2
How did you escape from San Quentin?
 

pcload1etter

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Alphacron said:
pcload1etter said:
I was in a guild that had a bunch of people who didn't like the lack of progression. So we quit and formed our own guild.

People who stayed in the original guild likened me to a German dictator who was a major player in WW2

That wasn't cool.
To be fair, Hitler didn't START WW2 persay, though he was one of the factors.
Edited for historical accuracy