What is the worst thing you have caught a parent doing? (Change of topic)

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FROGGEman2

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avykins said:
FROGGEman2 said:
right... I'm the one with the EQ of a raddish?
Yes. Yes you are. Google EQ if you do not understand the term.

Triple G said:
Dude like really, if this dude has a wank at porn while having a woman, than there's probably something no wrong with your mum. It's not hard to satisfy a man, and when your mom can't do even that then it's her fault and not his. There must be a problem it their sex-life if HE has to do this to keep himself going.
Oooh I like you. Blaming the chick for not performing her wifely duties properly. Nice play.
I know what EQ means. I'm just assuring you that this is NOT TROLLING.

And yeah, blaming my mum... that's kinda a dick move
 

Valkyira

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LimaBravo said:
Pr0 InSaNiTy said:
If it was proper porn you should tell her. But if it was just a topless woman leave it because its not really a big deal.
Erm how is proper porn different to breasts ? Its not OK for him to imagine penetration but its OK to imagine spraying semen on her breasts ?

Thats a touch bizarre. Im serious I'd love clarification.
Your an idiot. Looking at a topless woman is a lot different to looking at a gangbang. What would you prefer your mother catching you looking at? a topless woman or a gangbang ending with a bukkake??? get your head together. If you are in a relationship you don't need to look at porn and if you do there is something wrong with your relationship. I never said anything about it being wrong do imagine penetration.
 

Aethren

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I caught my step-dad masturbating once.

But you know what? He's a guy. Not genetically related, just a guy.

Guys masturbate, reguardless of sex life.

Hell, tell your mum, go ahead. Listen to her laughing.

They probably look at the same stuff for all you know.

Yes, shocking, your mum masturbates too.

To what? That's right, porn.
 

Samurai Goomba

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He's fantasizing about women he will never be with. Seems fairly harmless to me. Even if he's perfectly happy with your mom, there's no reason he wouldn't ALSO look at porn. What happens in your mind isn't a betrayal until you resolve to put it into action (as in, committing an act of cheating with another person). I don't think you need to worry about your step-dad and your mom's relationship just yet.

As for the other thing... You know, being uncomfortable around him... There's not much you can do about this but get over it, unless you've forged a close relationship with this guy. If you have (and he's the sensitive type you can talk to), why not just discuss it openly with him? Say it makes you feel uncomfortable, and say why (or that you don't know why, if you don't know the exact reason). Even if nothing gets resolved, maybe the whole situation will feel less awkward. Discuss things like adults if it's becoming a problem for you, or else just get over it. After all, it's easy to point the finger and not see the four pointing back at us, isn't it? Harmless fantasy of a sexual nature is something practically all men and women indulge in, to my knowledge.

Your gender and age (approximate age if you're uncomfortable with disclosing information online) might be useful to know regarding how to proceed. I guess I just realized in retrospect that this isn't a situation where most young girls would want to "talk it out" with the guy due to it being kind of uncomfortable, but it still seems like your best option (aside from forgetting about it completely, which I recommend, because in my opinion it really is nothing).
 

Chipperz

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avykins said:
Also if you want a nice mental image. Your mother has more than likly banged the shit out of him all night long then sucked him off after. Enjoy your therapy visits.
HA! I like this a lot. So much I had to repost it so everyone reads it again.

AngloDoom said:
Uhm...I think its the fact that his step-dad is lusting over other women. Not just internally, but looking them up and using them as masturbation material. I'm not going to pretend I know anything about the OP, but the fact that he has a step-dad allures he has probably seen his parents' relationship go down in flames.

From this perspective, his step-dad is showing a sexual interest in other women and is also exploring it in secrecy, meaning that, to some degree, he realises it is either not acceptable or appropriate.
Because... Everyone else has huge, moaning wanks out in public? I mean, I used to run around the garden naked, but I was five at the time... Ever since then, it's been dingy rooms with an internet connection for me :p

OT - Dude, everybody masturbates. You do, your dad does, your step dad does and, for bonus points, I'll put money on your mum doing it too! There's only really a sense of betrayal there if the women on the sites he goes on are more ugly than your mum. That's an actual scientifically-proven fact.

I'll leave you with a quote from one of my favourite comedians; "When you're a teenager, you always think the worst thing that can happen is your mum catching you masturbating, but that's because you never think it'll happen the other way round."
 

AndyFromMonday

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He was watching porn...and? Since when were you forbidden to look at other women whilst married? Does that mean that you don't love your wife? No! Of course not.

I still don't understand what's so wrong with this? Since when it was such a crime to masturbate whilst you are married?
 

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Triple G said:
Dude like really, if this dude has a wank at porn while having a woman, than there's probably something no wrong with your mum. It's not hard to satisfy a man, and when your mom can't do even that then it's her fault and not his. There must be a problem it their sex-life if HE has to do this to keep himself going.
That is the most absurd logic I've heard. Just because someone looks at porn does not mean they have a terrible sex life. That's like saying men only check out other women because they think their girlfriends aren't pretty enough.

As for the OP:

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Your step dad looked at porn in his own privacy. It is his right.

Unless he was looking at something illegal (I doubt it, you just described a naked woman) then maybe you should consider telling someone. But he did nothing wrong and you shouldn't break his confidential manner.

He's not cheating on your mother. If it was something particularly risque or kinky, pray that it's not your mother he's doing it to.

There are two types of men in this world:

Men who check out other women and men while in relationships; and those who lie about it.

There are also those who look at porn.

So just get over it. It isn't some big moral dilemma to burden you.
 

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What the fuck is wrong with it? You probably look on porn and masturbate, how hard is it a concept to understand that it's very LIKELY that most males do so. And did so for decades if not centuries before that. Of course, mostly without internet. But, y'know.

Just don't bother.
This!

I once caught my dad looking at stuff and I just giggled to myself a little and ignored it. It shouldn't be something you hate the guy for.

Its totally normal!
 

Valkyira

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LimaBravo said:
Pr0 InSaNiTy said:
LimaBravo said:
Pr0 InSaNiTy said:
If it was proper porn you should tell her. But if it was just a topless woman leave it because its not really a big deal.
Erm how is proper porn different to breasts ? Its not OK for him to imagine penetration but its OK to imagine spraying semen on her breasts ?

Thats a touch bizarre. Im serious I'd love clarification.
Your an idiot. Looking at a topless woman is a lot different to looking at a gangbang. What would you prefer your mother catching you looking at? a topless woman or a gangbang ending with a bukkake??? get your head together. If you are in a relationship you don't need to look at porn and if you do there is something wrong with your relationship. I never said anything about it being wrong do imagine penetration.
So is a gang bang ok or is it the bukkake that crosses the line I require more.

If your in a relationship also requires definition how may days apart have to occur before you can wank ? If you have sex say twice a day (Morning & afternoon as is tradition ;D) I can honestly say Id last 12 hours... How does my biological antecedence, behaviour conclusion programming affect the stability of my ongoing emotional relationship exactly ?

Or do you mean your relationship wouldnt be able to handle that ?
What the hell are you talking about?? Lets end this discussion because i don't know what the hell you are talking about and i'm pretty sure you don't get what i'm trying to say.
 

Legion

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Pr0 InSaNiTy said:
What the hell are you talking about?? Lets end this discussion because i don't know what the hell you are talking about and i'm pretty sure you don't get what i'm trying to say.
He is saying that by your definition, a guy on a business trip for two weeks should not masturbate if he is in a relationship because it would be wrong, and he'd only want to if the relationship wasn't working.

Which is nonsense. It isn't cheating, it's just sexual release.
 

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Machines Are Us said:
Pr0 InSaNiTy said:
What the hell are you talking about?? Lets end this discussion because i don't know what the hell you are talking about and i'm pretty sure you don't get what i'm trying to say.
He is saying that by your definition, a guy on a business trip for two weeks should not masturbate if he is in a relationship because it would be wrong, and he'd only want to if the relationship wasn't working.

Which is nonsense. It isn't cheating, it's just sexual release.
I didnt say anything like that, i never said that masturbation was wrong if you are away i said that if you watch porn while in a loving relationship at home then something is wrong.
 

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Being on a diet doesn't mean you can't take a look at the menu ;)
This... and lol *highfive*
That is a valid point apart from religous reasons there is no reason that masturbation is bad ( that I can see )
I dont support doing it in public but hey what you do in your personal time is your own, not mine or anyone else's.

*Edit
What to do, I wouldn't worry about it to much, just pretend you didn't see it... easy as that... If that is hard, which I know it can be... Talk to him about it which trust me is harder but usually more closing.
 

DazZ.

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Nothing wrong with masterbation. Every girlfriend i've had has been fine with it.
However the way your reacting, and having the same blood as your mother, I dont know if she would blow it out of proportion aswell. She had any sort of "birds and the bees" talk with you?

Edit: Could be abit personal, sorry if it is, I happily discuss these sorts of matters on a daily basis, realise others might not.
 

Queen Michael

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If he married your mother, why would he want to look at other women in the first place? To paraphrase Swedish cartoonist Charlie Christensen, when you marry someone you say "Your tits and yours only are what I wish to ogle and squeeze", so if you're gonna go around staring at other women, why'd you get married in the first place?

I say talk to him about it.
 

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Pr0 InSaNiTy said:
Machines Are Us said:
Pr0 InSaNiTy said:
What the hell are you talking about?? Lets end this discussion because i don't know what the hell you are talking about and i'm pretty sure you don't get what i'm trying to say.
He is saying that by your definition, a guy on a business trip for two weeks should not masturbate if he is in a relationship because it would be wrong, and he'd only want to if the relationship wasn't working.

Which is nonsense. It isn't cheating, it's just sexual release.
I didnt say anything like that, i never said that masturbation was wrong if you are away i said that if you watch porn while in a loving relationship at home then something is wrong.
No you didn't. You said:

Pr0 InSaNiTy said:
If you are in a relationship you don't need to look at porn and if you do there is something wrong with your relationship.
You mentioned no exceptions.
A bit stupid to lie about saying something when you can be quoted...