What is the worst thing your pet has destroyed?

[Chronarch]

My dog hasn't done anything. However, one of my brother's old girlfriends had a dog and it ate his cell phone.

 

[Dr. Love]

My uncle's German Shepard was chasing the laser light and my uncle just happened to accidentally drag it across the xbox, the big bastard jumped on the xbox breaking the xbox and the game inside (Fallout 3)

I would be lying if I said tears weren't shed

 

[quiet_samurai]

Nothing really, but they do have a habit of liberating the contents of the garbage can on occasion. The larger the area they spread the contents around the better, must be their reasoning.

 

[irtaco]

My dignity and sanity. My dogs ran through my neighbor's house. Getting them back was embarrising, to say the least.

 

[Disaster Button]

My sanity.

I have 2 cats

Only 2? I've got around seven or so, along with 4 dogs.

I've lost my Ps2.

Yeah but mine are evil. EEVVIIIIIIILL

 

[NuclearPenguin]

My ferret has destroyed my...
Old screen
Speakers
More Speakers
Several headsets
Several mics
The power cord for my ps3
My dvd player
My fingers
My sanity
My Baldur's Gate 1
My wallet
My money

My cat however has destroyed nothing.
She is extremely well behaved
And adorable
And awesome
And awkard
And odd.

Spoiler: Starring Sugar (The Cat) And Dahlia (The Ferret)

 

[SharPhoe]

My ferret has destroyed
My fingers

You know, I can't help but get a little worried when I see the words "destroyed" and "fingers" in the same sentence...

 

[TheodoreLuke]

My ethernet cords.
Two 1 TB hard drives.
Xbox 360 Controller.
Flatscreen HD Monitor.
512 MB Ramstick.
This is a kitten.

Holy crap...
I don't even want to think about how much money that is that got wasted...

I get the ethernet, controller (cable?), even flatscreen, but how does a kitten destroy a hard drive? the connectors? they tend to be pretty sturdy, unless dropped, but a kitten got into it?
Not doubting you, but that's a fair effort.

they were up really high and the monitor fell on them, btw i got rid of the kitten after that.

 

[TheColdHeart]

My chocolate labrador ate my friends phone...it didnt stand a chance within seconds it was obliterated. I still have the battery pack with the massive dents in it.

He has also eaten a PSP game, ruined multiple pieces of furniture and broke the oven door when he jumped on it.

 

[narutorules44]

my dog knocked over my soda and spilled it on my ps3 and it sadly broke

 

[Dark Knifer]

My dog ate junk mail... He is a very smart dog.