Between all the pets I have had at one time or another... I shall only list a portion.
- Vanguard Bandits strategy guide, hardcover. (Cat urinated on it)
- Vanguard Bandits video game. (Puppy devoured it.)
- Yu-Gi-Oh Battles of the Roses rented video game. (Puppy devoured it)
- Entire boxes filled with Christmas decorations. (Dogs chewed and spilled Bleach all over them)
- Metal dog cage. (Dog chewed through it, yes I am serious.)
- Couch. (Chewed, urinated one numerous times)
- Carpets. (Guess how)
- A guinea pig (Came home to find the cat had placed four or five large cut marks down its back)
And nearly a cat, although deservingly so. This stray black cat continuously came around my yard and would literally hang off the fence and attempt to bat my dog's nose whilst it barked. Well one unfortunate day the aforementioned cat slipped, landing directly in front of my dog. Oh lord, vengeance was upon those howls of delight. Had she (my dog) not have been tied and hastily pulled back, that cat would have used all nine of its lives. Never once came near the fence again.
Karma
