What is worst attempt at attracting the opposite sex you've ever seen?

[RTR]

A friend of mine was randomly showing off his abs to every girl he saw at the bar this one time.

 

[Ricky 49]

go up to a group of girls and sing

"you... and you...and you and you, simultaneous"
"you... and you...and you and you, simultaneous loving baby"

and repeat

 

[Dangernick42]

One of my friends invited a girl to go to a "Maths Club" for a first date. She refused...

 

[AdjectiveAnimal]

I once saw this wigger kid try to hit on a girl at my school.
Picture a... maybe 90 pounds-when-wet white kid, about 5 feet tall in clothes that would fit a 6 foot tall man who weighed 900 pounds walking up to a pretty blonde girl.
"Hey baby, what'chu lookin' at."
"Excuse me?"
"Come on, baby, I know you want me."
"Uh..."
(Also, he was making these weird facial expressions...like he was trying to kiss the air or something. And he kept grabbing his crotch. It was the perfect showing of class.)
"*****, you know you be wantin' me." (Swear to god, his exact words.)
She just walked away with her friends.
I have no clue what the fuck his issue was.

I see that a lot.

Like... Every. Single. Day.

But it does make me feel better about myself, especially when I see the reactions.

 

[Lukeymundo]

I think the worst pickup line i've heard was some guy in a nightclub who said "hey, you look alright in the dark and i'm drunk, lets make sexy time" ...then he left with the girl he said it to, I fear what on earth went on after..

 

[mike1921]

she was probably drunk to lukey.

Well, I play in a band, and we were playing live, and our lead singer dedicated a song to a girl he'd been trying to hit on for a year. The worst bit about is that the song was actually about war. Way to make an arse out of yourself in front of 200 people.

.....I so want to know what that song is.