What is Yahtzee Going to Hell For?

[oppp7]

I doubt Yahtzee will go to hell.

He doesn't like Halo.

That's like hating God, Thor, Zeus, and a Dragon rolled into one. You're gonna have to pay.

Dragons and dwarves are overdone, and all of those deities are nonexistant...

 

[usgentleman2007]

I'd say he'd go to hell for claiming Portal is better than Jesus. XD

And imagine him in hell. He'd be forced to play every game he's ever done a scathing review for. And the controllers would constantly get disconnected and the buttons would be sticky. And there'd be a constant ticker on the screen of "WOULDN'T YOU RATHER PLAY PORTAL?"

 

[tehbeard]

Probs the wheel o' babies.

 

[faceless chick]

he will go to hell for hating anime. i will be waiting for him there to poke him int he arse with a spear and then kiss his forehead for the awesome reviews he makes.

then poke him again.

 

[Zanduar]

The line "Pants on head retarded." Not because it is bad but because it makes me chuckle.

 

[Drangen]

For being boring

 

[Charli]

He seems resigned to it, so if he knows he's going why do we need to know the reason?
He can pennence off for it by making stuff for our amusement.

I'm probably going to hell for laughing at what he makes.

 

[obliterate]

You go to hell for telling the truth ?

 

[Blitzkrieg8]

I went to hell it's really not that bad Satan runs a good after life.

 

[Normalguyinthehouse]

He already explained that its his cannibalism that's gonna send him to hell.

 

[ssgt splatter]

I don't think he is. If anything, he's going to get into the VIP section of heaven for making the world laugh with his reviews.

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

If it's anything it will be when describing Nazi's

[Nazi's]"Shaved off a baby's face and jerked off with it."
(paraphrased cos i can't remember the exact context)

That was probably the only time I ever thought he took things waaay too far.

 

[Biek]

For bashing the Witcher.

 

[Sneakyballs]

For making all the young children who own a Wii, curl up and cry in distress after a Wii game review.

And also for being dead right on everything. God hates people who are right all the time.

 

['Stache]

That there's a hole with no bottom.

 

[gigastrike]

...Also, I'm not a virgin.

Also, his "Too Human" review.

 

[claritykiller]

he is not going to hell cause all he say's and dose are normal to any human being come on who has'nt shot 2 forbidden lovers from 2 forbidden families wile tryin to elope