What is Yahtzee Going to Hell For?

[Jonatron]

His output of adventure games and Cowboy Comics.

Touché

I liked that one... The side scrolling steath.

Hell? Would he maybe go for the food? I hear they do good ribs.

 

[jane_says]

He will go to hell voluntarily, so he can give Satan a scathing review!!

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

I think his existance is pissing off whatever god you beleive in, so he will go to hell just for that.

 

[Dragon-Byte]

Losing his memory
buying a secret island with a marijuana farm
Meeting his anti-yahtzee

yahtzee takes over the world!
webcomics ftw!

 

[Nmil-ek]

If it's anything it will be when describing Nazi's

"Shaved off a baby's face and jerked off with it."
I still tihnk he did it to challenge the animator..

you do know he mashes thousands of still frames in Windows Movie Maker...right?

In close, Yahtzee makes his own videos

By that he means copypastes from his Zero Punctuation gif folder.

 

[Indiscrimi]

"Being a critic doesn't naturally predispose me to being evil...it's my cannibalism that does that."

 

[KazNecro]

Jokingly calling Fantasy World Dizzy the "Greatest Game of all Time" will surely send him to Hell(tm). And we're all invited!! WOOOO!!!!

 

[Casual Shinji]

Maybe for his shameless self-glorification.

Oh wait, everybody here already does that for him.

 

[yaik7a]

I doubt yahtzee believes in hell enough to care, and neither do I.

Me too

 

[DazBurger]

Well.... He IS my god... I think the bible says something against that :/

 

[JamesJackWalshe]

Blasphemy, Lying, Pride, Envy, Sloth, Living in Australia then complaining about the release dates and just about everything else.

Including being an incredibly sexy man !!

 

[TikiShades]

Fun fact: Yahtzee acts and thinks different in his reviews than he does normally. Hasn't he said that a lot? I know some of this is just jokes, but I have an itch that a few of you didn't catch that.

 

[AceDefective]

hmm... have the murders started yet?

 

[KarumaK]

Yahtzee's not going to hell, he's already here.

He was sentenced for playing Scrabble and using Yahtzee for a triple word score. The God of Board games descended on him like a... a god. And doomed him to an eternity in a place he hated with people he hated and fans he hated but could not stop serving with more vids.

 

[Daveman]

he's not going to hell as all his sins are ignored since he acknowledged that the greatest game series ever was the prince of persia sands of time series.

 

[badgersprite]

He's going to hell so that he can spend all eternity punishing the executives and designers who ruined great video games and franchises by torturing them in deviously ironic ways.

For example, tormenting Hideo Kojima with...a box...

 

[mike1921]

he will go to hell for hating anime. i will be waiting for him there to poke him int he arse with a spear and then kiss his forehead for the awesome reviews he makes.

then poke him again.

Kinky

 

[Necrofudge]

God will try to send him to hell but his system of running things is worse than the Bush Administration so he will most likely be sent to purgatory to have some tea and cakes with the other semi-bad people in the world before going back to heaven and starting up a smuggling ring.

 

[Logic 0]

He's not going to hell he's asending to godhood.

 

[seryoga]

the hitler is right thing i dont know if he was kidding but then again i dont know if there is a hell either