What is Yahtzee Going to Hell For?

[TsunamiWombat]

Raping that goat. Definatly.

 

[Taneer]

I doubt Yahtzee will go to hell.

He doesn't like Halo.

That's like hating God, Thor, Zeus, and a Dragon rolled into one. You're gonna have to pay.

Hating Halo is more equivalent to hating scooping up dog turds.

Anyways, I can't think of anything exactly that he has done that will send him to hell. His reviews are generally honest and unbiased, and most of the commentary he makes is perfectly reasonable.

 

[Tartarga]

Yahtzee is going to heaven.
for being so damn funny.

Yeah, I can totally see god watching his videos and laughing whenever Yahtzee mentions his name.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

We all know Yahtzee is a gutter mouth, but what disgustingly hilarious line from his reviews guarantees his spot in the far-reaching pits of Eternal Damnation?

For me, it's from the "Rock Band: Beatles/Guitar Hero 5" review; something about "drinking rubbing alcohol and trying to rape the cat."

He is going to hell because he is causing people to make pointless threads almost 3x a day.

 

[Beartrucci]

He's already there (Australia).

Because a place without Left4Dead 2 is heaven?

Well, maybe for them boycotting types.

He was calling Australia Hell. These dust storms make it even look like hell now.

 

[ironlordthemad]

I doubt Yahtzee will go to hell.

He doesn't like Halo.

That's like hating God, Thor, Zeus, and a Dragon rolled into one. You're gonna have to pay.

no hating halo is like hating a mediocre game that thinks to highly of itself

i dont think the man is going to hell for anything, he isn't saying anything more than what we say in the confidence of friends, however he has the balls to put it on the internet for the general public such as ourselves

 

[ironlordthemad]

Great...another Yahtzee thread. There's other videos here too, people...Better videos.

we are of course aware that there are other videos on this site, im a fan of almost everything done here (i just dont quite like rebecca mires muses because im not into that kind of music) but Yahtzee is the entry point for many people into the site
almost everyone i know learned of the escapist because of people passing around a link to a funny guy called yahtzee

im sure there are threads about other stars of the site and if not you can go make one...

*mearcat voice* simplez

 

[Pigeon_Grenade]

Yahtzee already is in his personal purgatory, having to endure a ton of shitty games with just the occasional gem in between to keep him from commiting suicide on a weekly basis.

ya that sounds bout right id wager

 

[scrambledeggs]

Heaven*

 

[Distorted Stu]

I'm sure Nintendo will capture him and put him through their own version of hell.

 

[Urgh76]

for saying that ghostbusters (i agree) "is like telliing a sausagemaker to go suck a pig but u have to brush your teeth because of the bad taste in your mouth" or maybe " after some time it will ask you if u want to skip the level, sure and maybe ill go run a bath so i can clean my big, massive, VAGINA" lol

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Making Peter Molyneux look like an overly excited jackass in his videos?

That, or he's in hell already. And he's the devil in it.

 

[Tonimata]

Hmmm, what aboutttttt

Spoiler

HITLER WAS RIGHT!

I honestly think God would be pissed at that

 

[TheBarefootBandit]

If it's anything it will be when describing Nazi's

"Shaved off a baby's face and jerked off with it."

Probably for this ^

Probably?! Lol.

 

[Trotgar]

For not liking Mass Effect.

Well not really, I appreciate that he said that he may not like some aspects about it that RPG fans like.

 

[Hitman 43]

If it's anything it will be when describing Nazi's

"Shaved off a baby's face and jerked off with it."

Probably for this ^

Probably?! Lol.

When I say probably, I mean this is probably the worst thing he's said.