what is your battle cry?

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some fun for a change =/

http://www.bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php

=D whats your battle cry?

Hark! Who is that, rampaging through the mini-mall parking lot! It is Sorry Username Is Taken, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a cruel grunt, her voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to torment you like a first grade teacher!"
 

Clirck

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Stalking out of the terrain, clutching a studded crowbar, cometh Clirck! And he gives a low scream:

"I'm seriously going to pummel you backwards in time, and trade you for a candy bar!!"

What ?!? ;D
 

SmilingKitsune

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Striding through the candy store, clutching a sharpened screwdriver, cometh SmilingKitsune! And he gives a booming bellow:

"I'm going to brutalize you so thoroughly, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!"

This thread is just what we need Rachel ^_^.
 

teisjm

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Skulking amidst the cliffs, carrying a vorpal blade, cometh Teis! And he gives a cruel bellow:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I desecrate until my glands are satisfied!"


seeing as im Danish i find it cool that it got Odin into it

though "FOR PONY!" and "BLUEBERRY CHEESE BROWNIE!" are more epic than anythign that site will produce
 

RAWKSTAR

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Zang! Who is that, striding over the terrain! It is RAWKSTAR, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He grunts homicidally:

"This one's for you, mom! I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!"

That's just awesome.
 

hopeneverdies

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You murdered my father prepare to die.
Cookie for reference.
Actually
As sure as predators devour prey, I shall discombobulate the entire world
 

Crofty

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Hark! Who is that, prowling through the terrain! It is Crofty, hands clutching a burning branch! He cries homicidally:

"I'm going to brutalize you until Western Civilization implodes!"

I might say that if I ever start madly slaughtering people.
 

aRealGuitarHero707

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Hark! Who is that, striding out of the desert! It is ARealGuitarHero707, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He cries gutterally:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! The enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!!!"


hell yeah
 

MasterStratus

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Who is that, rampaging along the cliffs! It is MasterStratus, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a mighty grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to clobber you in such an inhumane manner, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!!"
 

Hazy

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Prowling through the desert, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Xxhazyshadowsxx! And he gives a bloodthirsty howl:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I destroy all in my path like the world's mightiest bad-ass!"
 
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RAWKSTAR said:
Zang! Who is that, striding over the terrain! It is RAWKSTAR, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He grunts homicidally:

"This one's for you, mom! I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!"

That's just awesome.
your awesome
 

Mardy

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Skulking over the hotel lobby, clutching a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Mardy! And he gives a low grunt:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I shall fill the world with the stench of death!!!"
 

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Zang! Who is that, stalking on the hotel lobby! It is Chapper, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a low scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!"

Fear the oven cleaner! ... In your pants!
 

Abedeus

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Either "WAAAGH!!!", "OOOOIII YOU BASTARDS!!!" or good old:

"LET'S ALL GET KILLED!!"
 

Aloran

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Who is that, striding through the icy wasteland! It is Aloran, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He howls thunderously:

"I'm going to smash you with such disregard for common sense, you'll reincarnate as an X-file!!"

That actually sounds pretty cool :)
 

curlycrouton

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Zang! Who is that, rampaging over the freeway! It is Curlycrouton, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with an ominous howl, his voice cometh:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!!!"

hopeneverdies said:
You murdered my father prepare to die.
Cookie for reference.
It's from the film "Princess Bride". Where Inigo Montaya says: "Hello, my name is Inigo Montaya, you killed my father, prepare to die" multiple times.