what is your battle cry?

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RAWKSTAR

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sorry user name taken. said:
RAWKSTAR said:
Zang! Who is that, striding over the terrain! It is RAWKSTAR, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He grunts homicidally:

"This one's for you, mom! I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!"

That's just awesome.
your awesome
I feel loved, you too.

*Awesome High-five*
 

AbsoluteVirtue18

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Zang! Who is that, running through the wasteland! It is Griever, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a cruel howl, his voice cometh:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I destroy all in my path with God on my side!!"
 

stormcaller

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Lo! Who is that, skulking along the desert! It is Stormcaller, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a vengeful grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to fuck you until time and space have no meaning, then bake cookies!!!"


COOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEESSSSS!
 

Socken

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DUERMEEEEEE!

Inside joke that resulted from listening to this awesome song [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Osftl7b63WQ] too much throughout the course of a 1-week-LAN-party.
 
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RAWKSTAR said:
sorry user name taken. said:
RAWKSTAR said:
Zang! Who is that, striding over the terrain! It is RAWKSTAR, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He grunts homicidally:

"This one's for you, mom! I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!"

That's just awesome.
your awesome
I feel loved, you too.

*Awesome High-five*
~jumps for awesome high-five~
 

kommando367

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hopeneverdies said:
You murdered my father prepare to die.
Cookie for reference.
Actually
As sure as predators devour prey, I shall discombobulate the entire world
I heard John pinette say that on his comedy special.
 

Deathsong17

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Hark! Who is that, skulking across the candy store! It is Deathsong17, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He bellows thunderously:

"I'm going to pulverize you beyond capacity, and then some!!!"
 

Shapsters

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Just kind of a general

YYYYAAAARARGRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!

Noise

Also,
"I'm going to redefine your concept of 'playing hardball with the big boys'!!"
 

letsnoobtehpwns

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"For the love of carnage and discord, I sow darkness and discord until everything has croaked!!"
How fucking stupid. My real battle cry is "Omaha!"
 

sims629

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In the name of Thor the Mighty, you are made of meat and I am very hungry!
as i come running with a burning branch
my real cry is Sizzidy Wizz Wam Wazzle
 

DarkMessiah

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Striding across the candy store, brandishing a sharpened screwdriver, cometh DarkMessiah! And he gives a mighty scream:

"I'm going to contort you with such zeal, you will polymorph into Vlad the Impaler!"
 

sanomaton

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Rampaging along the hotel lobby, wielding a thorned whip, cometh Sanomaton! And she gives a vengeful scream:

"I'm seriously going to smash you so hard, it will be a new form of crime!"
Hey, I'm kinda liking this one! Feminine, yet not too much - just like me. =D Though in reality I would just shout something random like "YEAAARRRGH, DIE B*TCH DIE!" or something along those lines...
 

The Overmatt

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Sprinting amidst the icy wasteland, clutching a reflective halberd, cometh The Overmatt! And he gives a mighty roar:

"I'm going to bludgeon you with such disregard for common sense, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!!"

Heh
 

Yoshi-Pop

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My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
or
FOR THE HORDE!!!

But seriously, if I'm about to fight I don't play around with trash talk, it's usually something to the tune of...
"You wanna play, homef*ck?! Come on and dance then! I'll f*ck up your whole life!"
 

Spacelord

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Prowling on the freeway, brandishing a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Spacelord! And he gives a mighty cry:

"I'm going to smash you like a wrecking ball!!!"
 

Bored Tomatoe

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Sprinting across the tundra, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a reflective halberd, cometh Bored Tomatoe! And he gives a gutteral roar:

"Hail the blood-letting! I hereby snap and go berzerk!!!"