what is your battle cry?

[Duck Sandwich]

Stalking amidst the plains, carrying a bladed baseball bat, cometh Chuck Norris! And he gives a vengeful roar:

"I'm going to bruise you all the way to Abu Dhabi, and dip you in uranium!!"


Skulking over the icy wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a thorned whip, cometh Billy Mays! And he gives a cruel grunt:

"I'm going to fuck you into the stuff of nightmares, and hit you with a steamroller!"

Stalking across the terrain, wielding a mighty sword, cometh Duck Sandwich! And he gives a mighty bellow:

"I'm going to pound you until Western Civilization implodes!!!"

 

[CoziestPigeon]

"The search button! Use it!"

Fo' Realz.

 

[Kajt]

Something simple.
"So come one ************! Give me your best shot!"

 

[QuadrAlien]

This thread does seem to have branched off into two different ideas for threads - CoziestPigeon, you might want to check the actual nature of your searched thread.

Anyway, following the link:

Rampaging on the tundra, carrying a studded crowbar, cometh QuadrAlien! And he gives a booming howl:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I lay waste to all I see faster than the super-flu!!!"

 

[BlackIronGuardian]

''Leave me the fuck alone and die'' is an old favorite,

followed by

''I love it when a plan works out, don't you Mr. I-wouldn't-leave-you-alone-or-die-so-the-plan-murdered-my-entire-family-etc-etc?''

 

[feralfenix]

Rampaging over the wasteland, carrying a bladed baseball bat, cometh Feralfenix! And he gives a cruel cry:

"I'm going to clobber you into the stuff of nightmares, and dip you in uranium!"

 

[Whoolpurse]

I'm seriously going to beat you in such an inhumane manner, you will wake up from the Matrix!!

I don't get it, I'm no good at beating people.

 

[dalek sec]

Charging into battle inside his black casing Dalek Sec screeches out the Dalek cry of:

"Exterminate!"

 

[el_emmens]

Rampaging over the mountains, carrying a piece of chainlink fence, cometh El_emmens! And he gives an ominous bellow:

"This one's for you, mom! I tear into the enemy like a sentient bulldozer!"

 

[No-Superman10]

Lo! Who is that, sprinting through the wasteland! It is No-superman10, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a spectacular cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to pummel you in such an inhumane manner, you'll reincarnate as an X-file!"

 

[llewgriff]

Go team Llew!

 

[sirdanrhodes]

"AHM DRUNK"

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Who is that, rampaging along the cliffs! It is Wasder, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He grunts gutterally:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I desecrate like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!"


I doun't grunt gutterally. Although I do like having a vorpal blade, it reminds me of Jabberwocky.

 

[Guy32]

Yea, verily: Who is that, striding through the terrain! It is Guy, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He howls homicidally:

"I'm going to pulverize you until you're pissing shit!!"

 

[Sevre]

Zang! Who is that, prowling across the terrain! It is Sevre90210, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He grunts homicidally:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I pillage like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!!"

 

[DonkeysAndClipboards]

Hark! Who is that, running over the cliffs! It is DonkeysAndClipboards, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a spectacular roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to hump you until you're bright blue, and grin like a fucking maniac!!"

 

[trombone2007]

I just yell, "Battle Cry!" really loud.