what is your battle cry?

[Monkfish Acc.]

Stalking over the fields, carrying a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Monkfish! And he gives a gutteral grunt:

"I'm going to smash you so hard, you'll reincarnate as an X-file!"

Intriguing.

EDIT: Again, but with the username I normally use.

Zang! Who is that, stalking across the desert! It is Titillandus, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a spectacular grunt, his voice cometh:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I will bend the enemy to my wicked will!!"

EDIT2: Again, but with the full username.

Rampaging out of the steppes, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Monkfish Acc.! And he gives a low scream:

"I'm going to brutalize you until the cops have to tear me off your wraithly spirit!"

This is strangly fun.

 

[SnowCold]

No battle cry, only post-battle cry (after I own someone) "And that's how it's done!"

 

[ace_of_something]

mine would be "Not in the face! Not in the face!"

 

[WittyName]

I have no battle cry, because I just walk up behind them and beat them over the head until they stop twitching...


lol

 

[NeutralDrow]

You know what, I'm kinda underwhelmed with my username battlecries. Let's see how my real name works!

Lo! Who is that, stalking amidst the tundra! It is (my real name), hands clutching two hardened pitas! He roars mightily:

"I'm going to spackle you with wasabi!!"

Groovy...

 

[Crudler]

Who is that, rampaging over the icy wasteland!
It is Crudler, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He bellows ominously:

"I'm going to pound you until you're a parapalegic!"

Nice...

I do also take to in real life jumping at someone and yelling 'Have at thee!'
Or sometimes just a plain old 'Aaaarrghh!' will do.

 

[Sarcastic Chimp]

Rampaging through the freeway, swinging two hardened pitas, cometh SARCASTIC CHIMP! And he gives a vengeful grunt:

"I'm going to cram objects into you from every conceivable angle!!!"

Could not sound worse...

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

Hark! Who is that, sprinting along the hotel lobby! It is SecretTacoNinja, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! She roars vengefully:

"Brace yourself, O human speck of dust! Man, that's some good coffee!!"

xD

Awesome!

 

[goin-mad]

"Halim-bo-Lee!"
Dave the Barbarian . . . anyone?

 

[Dancingman]

I like to pilfer things from history, so...

Baaaaanzzzzzzai!

 

[Nova Tendril]

Stalking out of the steppes, clutching a thorned whip, cometh Nova Tendril! And he gives a bloodthirsty roar:

"I'm going to punch you so thoroughly, you'll reincarnate as an X-file!!"


What?

 

[Raddragon]

Rad - "I'm going to contort you to the moon and back!"

Rad Dragonheart - "I'm seriously going to beat you so painfully, you will wake up from the Matrix!!!"

 

[Lord_Gremlin]

WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!

 

[Avoth]

Stalking over the icy wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a burning branch, cometh Avoth! And he gives a low scream:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!!"

...I like it

 

[PeaceFistCreations]

Running out of the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel, cometh PeaceFistCreations! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt:

"I'm going to bake your brains with the heat of my fury!!!"


Meh, I don't like it...


Rampaging through the mountains, swinging a vorpal blade, cometh PeaceFist! And he gives a gutteral roar:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I sow darkness and discord with God on my side!"

 

[reyttm4]

FOR PONY!

Cookie for reference.

 

[ucciolord1]

Running across the freeway, wielding a studded crowbar, cometh Ucciolord1! And he gives a gutteral howl:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I slice through beating hearts until there is no more hope!"

 

[ChocoFace]

i guess mine would be something like " I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO USE AS A BATTLECRY, SO I'LL JUST TALK REALLY LOUDLY AND HOPE IT PASSES AS ONE"

i'm so lame.

 

[ZomgSharkz]

Rampaging along the tundra, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a thorned whip, cometh ZomgSharkz! And he gives a vengeful bellow:

"I'm going to pummel you with such zeal, Buddha will explode!!!"