The one for Rhayn was rather boring, so I put in my first ever username, ShadowSong;
Stalking out of the wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a burning branch, cometh ShadowSong! And he gives a gutteral roar:
"I'm seriously going to bludgeon you in such an inhumane manner, I will be high on life for years to come!!"
The one for my real name came out as
Skulking over the tarmac, carrying a bladed baseball bat, cometh Peik! And he gives a cruel bellow:
"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I shall discombobulate the entire world!!"
It scared me when almost every name I've had comes out really dark.