what is your battle cry?

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Squedee

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Sprinting out of the freeway, attacking with two hardened pitas, cometh Squedee! And he gives a spectacular howl:

"I'm seriously going to fuck you until the laws of physics are violated!!!"
also Bagrah

MacDonaldFin said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WHptG35EWU
Best, war, cry, ever.
Sandvich!
 

Kajt

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"For the love of carnage and discord, I lay waste to the landscape until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!"

That shall be my new battle cry from now on.
 

GoldenRaz

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"Who is that, running out of the mini-mall parking lot! It is GoldenRaz, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He roars thunderously:
'I'm going to pound you until Amnesty International campaigns against it!!!'"

WTF?! That just sounds really naughty to me.
 

Zannthebored

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Stalking along the desert, wielding gilded boxing gloves, cometh Zannthebored! And he gives a booming grunt:

"I'm going to brutalize you so thoroughly, your timbers will shiver!!!"
 

Thomly

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Prowling out of the steppes, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Thomly! And he gives a cruel scream:

"I'm going to bruise you so hard, I will be high on life for years to come!!!"


And then he pwns all.


(except Chuck Norris :( )
 

DiamondJim

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Probably something close to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1riNTA0yUmg

Either that or I'd be blaring Ride of the Valkyries over some theater-grade sound equipment.

... Or both.
 

countwiggles

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1. SIR come back i have your bread!
2. or if i am mad!!! get your ass back here i am gonna stab you with an aids infected needle
 

The_Deleted

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Skulking over the plains, carrying buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh The Deleted! And he gives a booming bellow:

"I'm going to contort you for such a long time, you will drink poison and piss honey!"

8?
 

Tonimata

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Mine is not only a cool one, but also THE most effective battle cry
"Hey look that guy's got a spartan laser! BANGBANGBANG!"
 

Lazy Kitty

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Zang! Who is that, stalking amidst the tundra! It is Rex Dark, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a cruel howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to reduce you to ash, and sell you as spice!!!"
 

chefassassin2

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Skulking on the cliffs, swinging a vorpal blade, cometh chefassassin2! And he gives a low scream:

"For the love of beatings, I lay waste to all I see like a mad dog who can only get madder!"


Vorpal blade=effing sweet!!!


Although at work, I found a way to bug my sous-chef by yelling "Flavor Up!!" when starting dinner service.
 

Soulgaunt

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I have no battle cry, but my faithful companion, Doomfluff, shrieks incoherently....in general.
I am the only one who can comprehend what he is saying. And half of the time, I have no idea, whatsoever, what he is trying to tell me....