what is your battle cry?

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garfoldsomeoneelse

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This was good for a chuckle.

"Hark! Who is that, striding over the icy wasteland! It is SODAssault, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a low roar, his voice cometh:

'This one's for you, mom! I desecrate faster than the super-flu!!'"
 

Booze Zombie

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Rampaging across the freeway, clutching buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Booze Zombie! And he gives a cruel cry:

"I'm going to pummel you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!"
 

Aussiboy

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Skulking through the tundra, attacking with a thorned whip, cometh Aussiboy! And he gives a spectacular grunt:

"I'm going to hump you until you deflate, and plunge you into financial ruin!!"


ok thats a little odd but yet some what appropriate
 

Syntax Error

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Who is that, sprinting out of the freeway! It is Syntax Error, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He howls gutterally:

"In the name of malice, I pillage like a river of pure piranha!"

I like the sound of that!
 

ChaoticLegion

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I generaly have two usernames for myself so....

Legion:

"Running out of the terrain, carrying an oversized scalpel, cometh Legion! And he gives a vengeful grunt:

"I'm going to pierce a hole in you the size of God!!"


Shadowmuse:

"Rampaging out of the tundra, swinging a mighty sword, cometh Shadowmuse! And he gives a booming bellow:

"I'm going to reduce you to ash, and sell you as spice!!"


Quite random realy as my battlecry is usualy either "DAKKA, DAKKA, DAKKA!" or something along the lines of "aaaaarrrrrhhhhhhh!!"
 

Sir Broccoli

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Prowling on the mountains, carrying a piece of chainlink fence, cometh KaveKa! And he gives a spectacular roar:

"I'm seriously going to blow a bullet-hole in you the size of God!"

So I'm going to blow a bullet-hole in somebody using a piece of chainlink fence... AWESOME!
 

Silent Crusader

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Silently, But Ever so Swiftly Approaches Forensic Zombie. A Carbine Slung over his shoulder and a machete in his hands he calmly says to you:

"In my culture, I am perfectly at liberty to Dismember you"
 

PsykoDragon

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Hark! Who is that, prowling through the mini-mall parking lot! It is PsykoDragon, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He bellows mightily:
"I'm going to flog you so forcibly, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!!"

Sounds good :D I tried out my REAL name, & strangely enough, I got:
"I'm going to pound you so heinously, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!!"
Which is freaky cuz my irl name has only 2 letters in common with my username, & otherwise has nothing to do with it! I wonder how the battle cry is calculated...

Other usernames I use brought up:
Lo! Who is that, rampaging over the candy store! It is xxxx, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a cruel roar, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to spank you until your rump glows!"

Zang! Who is that, running out of the tarmac! It is xxxx, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He screams homicidally:
"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I pillage like a mad dog who can only get madder!!!"

Hark! Who is that, skulking through the terrain! It is xxxx, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He screams apocalyptically:
"I'm going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!"
 

angryscotsman93

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This is actually something invented by a friend of mine, who took a picture of me holding an ROTC drill rifle and sort of scowling, then photoshopped it into a poster.

BLAGARMIKAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Unorthodoxx

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"Death to ~Insert title here~!" Or if all else fails just run screaming with a blunt object that will get the point across.
 

Lexodus

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I LIKE SHORTS! THEY'RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!!!!!!!!!!!

or

Give me ambiguity or give me SOMETHING ELSE!