what is your battle cry?

[quack35]

I've fought MUDCRABS more fearsome than you!!!

 

[Maileigh]

.... Spork! (Spoon was taken)

Or maybe "I'm going to stab you now... with bullets!" ( I love that one)

 

[Compatriot Block]

Hark! Who is that, running along the wasteland! It is Compatriot Block, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a mighty grunt, his voice cometh:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I lay waste to all I see with God on my side!"

Kick-ass...

 

[Emptor]

For me it's more about context for instance

Knife stab for a one cut kill I say:Snake says hello

Sniper shot(which for me is really rare):Here comes the profanity

Assault rifle loaded and running into the fray of the battleUKE NUKEM FOREVER

Finding someone completely out of ammo who has a sliver of health and is crawling away:Welcome death

If I'm playing GOW2 and I'm about to do the kick to your head until it cracks:THIS IS SPARTAAA

and if it's the one above except in the map with the hoel inn the middle and the worm monster that comes out to eat you:THIS IS SPARTAAAAA.......*****.

 

[Deef]

ALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

 

[Piemaster]

Zang! Who is that, running on the tundra! It is Piemaster, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He screams apocalyptically:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I slice through beating hearts faster than the super-flu!!"

 

[Lusperus]

*runs up to an opponent
You-
*starts to swing mighty battlehammuh
Die-
Heres the wind up- Grabs opponent and uses as a shield against the volley of arrows
for my cause!

 

[Danman1]

RETREAT!!

~Dan 'the man' 1

 

[ShotgunShaman]

Zang! Who is that, prowling through the plains! It is Shotgun Shaman, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a gutteral bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to contort you until your mortal mind doth snap!!!"

the "seriously" just makes this.

 

[Fightgarr]

Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting through the freeway! It is Fightgarr, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with an ominous roar, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to fuck you with such zeal, you will wake up from the Matrix!"

Wow, that was impressive...

 

[Syvari]

LEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYY NNNNJJEEENKKIIIINNNNNNNSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Code Monkey]

SPOOOOOOOOOON!!! if you get that reference, you get a free cookie.

 

[Glerken]

Heh kind of fun.
Who is that, skulking out of the plains! It is Glerken, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with an ominous roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to brutalize you until you shit molton lava, and roll you in creamy neugut!!!"

 

[Yamiki]

Ummmm "Yarr......"
hahaha
"Yarr, it be a fine day fer killin"

 

[Ushario]

Striding along the icy wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using gilded boxing gloves, cometh Chev! And he gives a spectacular scream:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I desecrate like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!"

That was for a different username, not Ushario.
Funny because I'm a boxer. gilded boxing gloves FTW!

 

[Tamina]

Softly:
"Shhh. Shh. It'll be over soon."

Or loudly:
I will FUCK YOU WITH A CHEESEGRATER!!!

Or long-ly:
I will grind you down, eat you, and SHIT YOU ONTO YOUR MOTHER.

 

[XenoZiden]

I have several usernames I use, so I decided to give them all a try.

Spoiler

Lo! Who is that, rampaging along the tarmac! It is XenoZiden, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He cries ominously:

"I'm going to redefine your concept of 'playing hardball with the big boys'!!"

Skulking across the cliffs, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using two hardened pitas, cometh Duality555! And he gives a cruel cry:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I lay waste to the landscape with reckless abandon!!!"

Rampaging out of the tundra, clutching a piece of chainlink fence, cometh DeathWray! And he gives a bloodthirsty roar:

"In the name of malice, I hereby snap and go berzerk!!!"

 

[Goldeneye1989]

You murdered my father prepare to die.
Cookie for reference.
Actually
As sure as predators devour prey, I shall discombobulate the entire world

Princess Bride

Striding across the cliffs, swinging a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Goldeneye1989! And he gives a low cry:

"I'm seriously going to flog you until there are no limbs left to break!"