What is your excuse for team killing?

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in a game with friends where we are completely fucked (i have extremely good judgement on these things, 55-100 percent accuracy depending on game, not counting games of chance of course) they dont beleive me, and its past the point of being fun. otherwise its only if someone is mean and intolerant AND incompetent, or so woefully incompetent that they can type english, but not read it at all ever.

in a game with friends when its REALLY funny, or we have already won and it is mathematically impossible for us to lose. often both.
 

Pingrash

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Revelo post=9.73416.796326 said:
The only time i could ever justify TKing is for revenge.

One notable Halo 3 match we had this annoying peice of sewer filth on our match who simply wouldn't shut up, he insulted everyone and figured that was a good reason to dictate gameplay, anyone who didn't do as he asked he yelled at, and it hurt our gameplay as it was so off-putting.

Eventually i snapped and told him I was going to bloody well kill him. I sought up out and tried to give him a few battle rifle shots in the face, although he kept dodging them, and then betrayed my himself. Next thing I knew the boot player option sprung up, so i was quick to shove that idiot off the match and got cheers from various players.

So I guess my point is that if your game has an option to kick player, and someone on your side is being an asshole, provoke them into killing you and kick the bastard.
Whenever I get some prick like that I immediatly mute him. But what you did sounds more satisfying.
 

Unknower

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Accidents and revenges are obvious reasons.

Though I think TKing is sometimes justified if it benefits your team greatly. For example, let's say a nuclear-armed tank you need to use to destroy the enemy base is in bad shape. Then there's an enemy tank and a teammate close to it. I think shooting them both with a nuke is kinda OK. I mean, for greater good! Sacrifice for the great benefit of your team!
 

Wolvaroo

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I play games that don't have big shiny team indicators above everyone's head and require some sort of visual confirmation.

In project reality for example, on MEC vs USA maps they both wear fairly similar uniforms. Sometimes things just seem "off" and you shoot first and ask why they were by their lonesome hiding in a bush facing your base after.

However I never use an "excuse" I just humbly apologize and take the penalty.
 

Anomynous 167

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Here is mine: Because you would of TKed me 1st. (SERIOUSLY my sister sucks so badly at video games that she FREQUENTLY tks by accident but complains when I do it in self defence.)
 

TMAN10112

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mine is almost always just because there is always someone who thinks its a good idea to run right out in front of me while i'm shooting, then scream at me because he's an idiot.
 

treebo rob

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i do it because, ITS FUCKING FUNNY! even if its just to hear those Americans wine like lil bitches when you tea bag there fat over-bloated corpse ^^

'firey biscuits' y'all!! halo 3 :D add me up for a laugh...or just for a very merry tea bag ;) thats right im 19 and immature and i 'lav' it!!
 

Downside

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I only ever kill on COD 4 Hardcore matches and only by accident. Normally its because i'm twitchy and if theres no radar you tend to shoot anything that pops out on you. Most of time though its because i decide to room check using a grenade only for a team mate to run in there just after i've thrown it and end up a bloody mess all over the walls.

Although i do remember playing streets of rage back in the day and getting into hilarious fights with your mates because they accidently punched you, so you punch them back and before you know it you have a full on brawl while all the punks stand around and watch.
 

Nozer

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People who dont look before crossing the road in ET:QW often end up as road kill. If you step out in front of my speeding hog theres no way im gonna stop in time!

TK revieves are quite common as well.
 

hypothetical fact

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Only when people take the game too seriously and are audibly stressed. It always creates an explosion of screaming and laughing.
 

corporate_gamer

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Usually at some point when playing with my friends one of us will accidentally shoot another, usually not fatally. At which point our team unity and cohesion falls apart and we descend into blue on blue violence until the opposing team gets bored of moping up our weaken resistance or wins.
 

D_987

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On COD 4 I TK because that online is so horrible its the only way I can justifiy buying the game. Especially when people take it so seriously and cry at you about it...
 

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