What is your excuse for team killing?

[bluerahjah]

If someone Team Kills me they are guaranteed to receive a rocket up the rectum. Other than that, I usually try to find a way to just ignore them; i.e. just going around them; however I have been known to be a little too concise with my grenades, killing not only the opponent, but my idiot teammate that got in the way as well.

 

[Mr. Moose]

'Well, you shouldn't have been under the Warthog when I was flying in the air and landed...
Dumbass'

 

[Anton P. Nym]

"OSHA regulations clearly state that when the red light on the Spartan Laser is flashing, you do NOT step in front of the operator."

I don't TK deliberately, even in self defense... it just drops the score further, and in the Halo games it also sets *me* up for being booted. I just grit my teeth and stay away from the drooling blamtard, or boot him ASAP. (And then, if it's particularly egregious, file Feedback... and maybe take other measures, ones not generally available, mweheheheh...)

I have TKed before by accident, either by twitch reflex or lobbing HE at "danger close" ranges and not quite getting the range right, and I apologise immediately for those. I don't apologise though when Rocket Ranger steps in front of me when I'm laying down suppressive fire with a heavy weapon.

-- Steve

 

[christoph_]

if it's a new game, and all your friends suck at it, and it's on something local (e.g. the cs server won't boot you), you've got every excuse for an 'accidental' tk.
but i must say.. i have been known to tk on halo because of major n00bage

 

[Syphonz]

certain FPS's with me have differnt reasons:

Red Orchestra - you're so far away everyone looks hostile, better safe than sorry. OR, motivation. What? I'm a russian squad commander my only weapon is a pistol, YOU THINK IT'S MEANT FOR NAZIS??

Battefield 2 - My team is playing like shit, I punish them. The Other team is 'team stacking' by purposefully putting all the more experienced players on there, I join their team quickly and wreak havoc. AND, just to piss some ppl off cause they brag about their K?D ratio, take the bitches down a notch or two.

Team Fortress 2 - IF for some god forsaken reason FF is on, then I'm sorry, I'm just so used to Spy checking.

 

[cheatking]

When I have a really really big gun, I don't give a fuck what team your on. I'm gonna kill everyone

 

[christoph_]

HAHA the soviets hate their own soldiers so bad, nearly as much as the nazis..
if you represent a soviet force, its like the law to do a little tk-ing

 

[zirnitra]

when extreme long range sniping on bad company, you have to have a target directly in your sites for ages before it tells you it's a friendly or not. it's especially hard when the targets moving because you have to aim several feet in front of them for the bullet to hit. so if I'm impatient I tend to get the odd one in a match.

 

[Simski]

My reasons:

1. You've acted alot like a jerk (by for example team killing or griefing) and you deserve to be team killed in return so that we won't have to deal with you.

2. You're a stupid Admin who's giving himself unfair powers (in a game of skill, where killcount and the likes matter) such as exclusive guns, extra HP, resurrections and the likes.

3. You're trolling players by insulting them, spamming or generally being a fucktard in the voicechat or textchat.

 

[neoman10]

2 reasons,

1. "ok, your gay, stop talking" "Fu-" Pow! Splat!
2. Killing clan members is fun, no denying it

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

"Oh shit, you scared me."
"Aww I got confused."
"He shot me first."

Though it's mostly the first one.

 

[Simski]

2 reasons,

1. "ok, your gay, stop talking" "Fu-" Pow! Splat!
2. Killing clan members is fun, no denying it

2. Mostly because quite alot of the clanfags I meet are stuck-up cunts.
Not that I kill clan members on sight though, just when I find them annoying.

 

[Syphonz]

HAHA the soviets hate their own soldiers so bad, nearly as much as the nazis..
if you represent a soviet force, its like the law to do a little tk-ing

its been said that in the soviet army, it takes more courage to retreat than to advance.

 

[TheLoneOne]

I only team kill when that person teamkilled me more than once.

 

[pha kin su pah]

cause hearing "betrayal" never gets old.

 

[MirrorMonkey]

i usualy say OMG MAN IM SO SORRY I DIDNT SEE YOU if they come from like a behind a corner. but if i for example throw a grenade and someone runs into it i say dude stay behind the yellow line!

 

[hayaki]

I never team kill.

Ever...uh, nev...

Ok. I have teamkilled. I can't help it. It's funny. BUT I only do it to my friends, while we're chatting too, so I can say, "WHOOPS SORRY MAN!" Which usually leads to the objective being forgotten while we turn it into a hilarious death match...

I've done it a few times on accident, like a grenade bounced off the wrong wall, or the idiot ran into my line of fire. Only once did I systematically hunt and kill a member of my team, but he'd just fragged the other three members, who were pissed, so I thought that some justice was in order.