what is your fave line in a video game(or film)?

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Evil Alpaca" post="9.267317.10214512 said:
Movie made with a video game:

Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?
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I see, some walls, two ceilings.....wait, just - one ceiling.

-Caboose "Red vs Blue"

i love red vs blue its so funny

caboose: happy valentines day church
church: get the fuck away from me


shiela: my processor states that that would be highly unlikely, an my bullshit meter agrees.
 

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omnimon300 said:
Evil Alpaca said:
Movie made with a video game:

Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?
or
I see, some walls, two ceilings.....wait, just - one ceiling.

-Caboose "Red vs Blue"
i love red vs blue its so funny

caboose: happy valentines day church
church: get the fuck away from me


shiela: my processor states that that would be highly unlikely, an my bullshit meter agrees.
Doc: I'm a pacifist!
Caboose: You're that thing babies suck on?
Grif: No, dude. That's a pedophile.
Simmons: Grif! He meant a pacifier!
Grif: Oooooh...
 

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I see "You spoony Bard!" has already been said, so I'm going for my new favorite line of the present, from Kirby's Epic Yarn's opening video:

"This grass feels funny", Kirby thought. "It feels like...pants!"
 

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"Or maybe, you think you can save me. Will you love me? Take care of me? Heal ALL my pain? .... That's what I thought." - Angela Orosco, Silent Hill 2

"You just f***ed with the wrong bull." - Derek Vinyard, American History X

"I was cured, all right." - Alex DeLarge, A Clockwork Orange
 

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WildSeraph said:
omnimon300 said:
Evil Alpaca said:
Movie made with a video game:

Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?
or
I see, some walls, two ceilings.....wait, just - one ceiling.

-Caboose "Red vs Blue"
i love red vs blue its so funny

caboose: happy valentines day church
church: get the fuck away from me


shiela: my processor states that that would be highly unlikely, an my bullshit meter agrees.
Doc: I'm a pacifist!
Caboose: You're that thing babies suck on?
Grif: No, dude. That's a pedophile.
Simmons: Grif! He meant a pacifier!
Grif: Oooooh...


tucker:its time to lay down some pipes, BOWCHIKABOWOW



tex: howd you deal with him?

church: well somtimes it gets a little hard and i dont know to handle it-

tucker: aaand now im back.



tucker: wow thats a lot of holes to fill, bowchikabowow





tucker: im a lover not a digger

grif: maybe he would of helped if there were some dead ladies.... that came out a lot creepier than intended
 

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"I am andrew ryan and I am here to ask you a question. is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? no says the man in Washington it belongs to the poor, no says the man in the Vatican it belongs to god, no says the man in moscow it belongs to everyone. I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different, I chose the impossible, I chose... RAPTURE! a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the sientist would not be bound by petty morality, where the great would not be restrained by the small. and with the sweat of your brow, rapture can be your city as well" ~ andrew ryan.
 

Hemlet

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Movie: the entire opening scene from Full Metal Jacket. Every single line in that first five minutes is gold.

Game: "Were your parents related? Like, before they were married?"-Conkers Bad Fur Day (Alternatively, the singing poo bit can go here too)

Edit: OOH OOH! Wait! I forgot about some of the epic one liners in Machete!

"Please father, have mercy!"

"God has mercy. I don't." *shotgun pwn*
 

The Code

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"We're not just doing it for money... We're doing it for a shitload of money!"
-Lone Star, Spaceballs

"You advance because we allow it, you fall because we demand it."
-Sovreign, Mass Effect

"Correction: Geth do not intentionally infiltrate."
-Legion, Mass Effect 2

"That tears it, going legit is more trouble than it's worth."
-Garrett, Thief 2: The Metal Age

"It's an Akrid! It's a freakin' huge Akrid!"
-Waysider, Lost Planet 2
This one is one of my favorites because of the conversation I had with a friend just before hearing it. We were discussing the massive Akrid known as Red Eye in the game, and how it should be a Category FH, Freakin' Huge, instead of just a Cat G. When the guy said the line, we both laughed our asses off.

EDIT: I have some more.

"If you don't leave me alone, your head is going up his ass."
-Hancock, Hancock

"My favorite hobby I can actually discuss: Baking. Don't give me that look."
-Bob, The Big Picture
 

Solo-Wing

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"Hey buddy, you still alive?" Pixy from Ace Combat Zero

"..." Gordon Freemon
"..." Master Cheif
"..." Guy from Bioshock
 

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Print out the script to Tales of the Abyss, cut out all of Jade Curtiss' lines, tack them up on a wall, and throw a dart. Whatever you hit, it's solid gold.

Example: [very nonchalantly] Oh come now. The worst thing that could happen is we all die.
 

octafish

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What's my name? Fuck you, that's my name. -Blake Glengarry Glen Ross

Shut up, ****. You louse. You got some fuckin' neck ain't you. Retired? Fuck off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a fucking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fucking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk? What you think this is the wheel of fortune? You think you can make your dough and fuck off? Leave the table? Thanks Don, see you Don, off to sunny Spain now Don, fuck off Don. Lying in your pool like a fat blob laughing at me, you think I'm gonna have that? You really think I'm gonna have that, ya ponce. All right, I'll make it easy for you. God knows you're fucking trying. Are you gonna do the job? It's not a difficult question, are you gonna do the job, yes or no? -Don Logan asking nicely for a favor in Sexy Beast

Haw haw. They all fell like pantyhose from a five dollar woman. -Maddog Jagged Alliance 2
 

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"ENGLISH ************!! DO YOU SPEAK IT!!??"- Pulp Fiction

"Yes... swooping is bad" Dragon age: Origins