It's best to create your own. These are all copied from an ancient thread on the Bioware forums. Man, I made up a lot of them......
My bunions clamor for justice!
http://www.diehorribly.com/bymyhands
Prepare to feel the humiliation of my many punches to the nuts!
Yeahhh... I'm going to need those TPS reports ASAP. Oh, and if you could just go ahead and sort of die now? That'd be greeaaat... super!
My sword: It's the eviscerating-est! Free trial, today only!
Price check on can of whoopass... aisle 2.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your forehead!
Oh it's the song that never ends... yes it goes on and on my friends.... Give up now or I shall continue!
"Welcome to mercilessly-beatenville, population: you."
"By the might of my B.O., you shall perish!"
"Yaoi Rush.... GO!!!"
"Your limited edition pokemon cards shall be mine!"
"Prepare to face your sexecutioner!"
"Get ready to receive a tea-bagging, the likes of which will be sung in bards' tales for centuries!"
"The only cure for your sickness... lies within my pants!"
"Ten long years I've waited to take back that Tool CD you borrowed and never returned!"
FOR OOLONG!!1 [http://sokaisha.hp.infoseek.co.jp/passing.htm]
Taste my burning anthracite! (hey, I'm a geologist)
RIICCOLAAAAA!!
LIKE PH34R MY L33TN3SS OMG I W1LL 0WNZ0R YUO BIZZACTCHES!!
I didn't want to do this, but your shirt and shoes clash so horribly, I must end the insanity! DIE!!