What is your favorite insult?

[zombie goat fetish]

**** off you fuck, is a fav of mine.

 

[CrazyBlaze]

'Bite my shiny metal ass.' Thank you Bender. Or just "Bite me." or "Go bite your own ass." All of those work very well for me. Also. " Your a stink monkey, pooper noodle."S

 

[Liquidcool]

I like "fag." Just a fun word to say.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB-Ct8J0LT0

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Those of my own creation. Right now it's "whore punching ****-biscuit".

 

[Kilroy17]

"Dick biscuit" or "You're not good at anything". The latter doesn't sound to bad unless the insultee analyses it, then it's quite horrible.

 

[Sealpower]

I suppose the english translation would be: Anus-child

 

[Lionsfan]

I just use ****, American's don't hear that very often and to some "it's the most offensive word in the English language", so it always shocks people

 

[Shiftygiant]

Various. Personalty I like 'A million sperm and you were the fastest?' but an F bomb now and again is always fun.

 

[TheRussian]

"wanker"
add any sort of descriptive word in front of it and the insult gets funnier
thank you Sniper from TF2
sorry mates, I don't have a clip for this

 

[Aisaku]

You fight like a dairy farmer!

 

[cswurt]

You spoony bard!

 

[VoidWanderer]

You sparkling Vampire!

Haven't used it yet, but I'd love to see a person's reaction to it.

 

[Fasckira]

You are the metaphorical cum stain upon the tissue of life.

 

[Tiger Sora]

Very fond of the word dumbass. Thank-you red Forman.

 

[DrRockor]

I like calling people a rapscallion or ragamuffin because people look at me funny when i say it.

If im really angry through I will call someone a fucking ****. I dont get that angry often so i dont say it a lot

 

[Soxafloppin]

Ballix, which is Northern Irish for Bollocks.

"Yer a Ballix".

 

[Woodsey]

Anything ending with "you fucking moron", and variations thereof.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

I enjoy saying "ConkelDURR" whenever I hear something stupid. As for an actual insult, it varies from person to person... "Wanker" comes up more then I'd like to admit though...

 

[R5-Reject]

"Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory."

also

"Were you born on a highway? Cause that's where most accidents happen."