What is your favorite insult?

[Tipsy Giant]

Knob

can put any amount of emphasis you like increasing it's offence

 

[deshorty]

Personally I like a bit of Shakespearean insultage. "You acorn" comes to mind, as I type, quite intoxicated.

 

[Havegun]

I don't stick to any particular insult, apart from perhaps the more basic ones like idiot, etc. My best insults really need their context.
I like to think I can pick out a good insult when I hear it though, so my contribution will be from Legionary Titus Pullo in Rome(tv):
"Piss-drinking sons of circus-whores".

Personally I like a bit of Shakespearean insultage. "You acorn" comes to mind, as I type, quite intoxicated.

If I could be bothered with digging out my Illiad, I'd raise you one Homeric insult ^^

 

[llew]

So... What is it?
My favorite is: "You cock juggling THUNDER ****!"
It is from Blade 3 and said by Ryan Reynolds
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*its @ 4:28*

Feel free to include a clip of someone saying it if you like.
I imagine there will be more than a few Brian Blessed clips, lol

damn i was beaten by the OP!

 

[RobDaBank]

'Berk'

It's short, it's sweet, it's incredibly British.

^^^ I love this but never use it.

Being from Barnsley I use any combination of swear words and gestures, particularly when driving. #roadrage

 

[Asita]

"Bookah", just because the recipient rarely indicates that they understood they were being insulted.

 

[Ddgafd]

"Leap of a bridge" if I'm feeling boring. "You are pathetic you vapid, worthless scum" at any other given moment.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

My favourite is one that not even I would say; it goes against one of my most important rules.

"No offence, but I'm glad that we're friends."

It's from a rather recent A Softer World strip. [http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=776]

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

Oh I've got a few...

When I'm being clean and not-swearing, it's Twit, Moron and berk.
When I release the inner sailor it's one of my own choice: F***-Twit

 

[LordOfAllHeSurveys]

spoothead- from angry beavers

 

[acturisme]

For those suffering the fate of the stupid--"DUMBASS!" at the top of my lungs.
For those who think I'll sink to their level of insults--With finger pointed at the offender, "Your mom."

 

[Matt King]

I WILL MAKE A CAPE FROM YOUR SKIN AND WEAR IT TO YOUR FUNERAL

it's just so good

 

[Cette]

"Go eat a whole bag of dicks" is just WAAAYY the hell too much fun to say.

Or at times an exasperated "this whole situation is just fucking fuck fuck" followed by a noncommittal shrug.

 

[Terminate421]

The brutish, yet simple "Fuck You!"

 

[EternityTransfer]

Mine would probably be:

"You bolting-hutch of beastliness"

But it's rather situational.


Therefore,

"Asshat"

is my favourite.

 

[fenrizz]

I picked up this gem from an old friend of mine:

Take a long hard look at yourself, you pathetic excuse for a human.

Although it is paraphrased from Norwegian, and it sounds better in Norwegian too.

 

[Lunar Templar]

i like the good ole 'Fuck' and its variants
other favorites are:
'Asshole'
'Dumbass'
and
'Retard'

 

[Snordraken]

I can't decide between:

"The ugly stick must have hit you extra hard" and "You aren't just regularily ugly, are you?"

Allthough the second one sound much better in Swedish (Du är inte vanligt ful, du).

 

[Snordraken]

Ooop, Dubble post

 

[PromethianSpark]

BGDEC - Big Gay Don't Even Care!

Its not so much an insult as it is great way to shut someone up by convey how little you actually care about what they are saying. Works wonders, and is a real blow to the self-esteem rather than some routine insults