What Is Your Favorite ZP quote?

[triggrhappy94]

What is your favorite couple lines of dialogue from Zero Punctuation

 

[Marter]

"You're projecting so hard you can show off PowerPoint presentations".

Always makes me laugh.

 

[NeutralDrow]

"Now, obviously there have been many games with zombies in, but in most cases they're just standard challenge obstacles to litter the corridors, interchangeable with terrorists, or aliens, or mean-spirited traffic barriers. The trick is to recreate the tension and emotion of the zombie apocalypse, where you and the last three sane people on Earth huddle in a basement together somewhere, while the entire population of the landmass stands outside, meaningfully rubbing their bellies and waving ice cream scoops."

- Left 4 Dead review

 

[manythings]

"You're projecting so hard you can show off PowerPoint presentations".

Always makes me laugh.

Go team retard!

- SSBB mailbag episode

 

[Johnnyallstar]

My favorite was when he was talking about how in the early days of game development (with the C64 logo nearby) how you couldn't "release such a buggy mess without being crushed by the company brontosaurus."

Dinosaur reference = awesome.

 

[DSK-]

(Spoilered because its a rather offensive quote)

Spoiler

Something involving a "triple cunted hooker"

and probably "Press X not to die"

 

[Angry Caterpillar]

"They like to keep their story and gameplay separated by a giant fence made out of tigers."
Something like that, anyways.

Either that or the "pants on head retarded" bit, I get a lot of mileage out of that one.

 

[xHipaboo420x]

All of them and none of them.

 

[zHellas]

"If I were War and I just hoisted a seven-foot demon into the air and chopped it in half with a single swing, I wouldn't stand there scowling. I'd go, "Fucking hell! Did anyone just see that!? I am squirting machismo out of my nipples over here! I am a monster truck that walks like a man!" "

---- Darksiders review.

 

[lack of self CTRL]

"Alternatively alternatively..."

i use that all the time, i love it

 

[LetoTheTyrant]

"...then call me 'retard mcspacky pants'"

Fallout 3: *rock music* "...yeah it's alright..." *rock music*

Favorite I think is this one

"When you accept Lego Star Wars where will it end? Playmobile Battlestar Galactica? Dublo Firefly? Macarno Dune? ... Yeah done milking that joke. And then, oh wait! I've got another one: Sticklebricks Babalon 5? Sorry."

 

[ScruffyTheJanitor]

"Combat is sticky and awkward and flows like a river of bricks"

Not the funniest.. just an awesome analogy.
Also..

Spoiler

The torchlight one though..
"They seem have a nice con on the go, you build your village within walking distance to the near knoll encampment and your blacksmiths, your tailer, magician, innkeeper and tarvern owner are all set for F&%$ing life.

 

[Blazsy]

I like the one from ablivion when he's talking about the three sons loving to buy from their own shop

 

[Rhymenoceros]

It shoots shuricans and lightning. Yes shuricans and lightning. I wish o could make up something like that it shoots shuricans and lightning. It could only be more awesome if it had tits and was on fire.

Painkiller episode- that one quote has made me watch it multiple times.

 

[rokkolpo]

''it's like an ant pushing a brick across the desert''

cracked me up the first time.

 

[Purplefood1]

This particular village deserves to be hiroshimafied

 

[wooty]

"but like a glass of milk with a spider in it, it all goes horribly wrong towards the end"

I use that one a lot

 

[Redratson]

"It turns out that the boobs belong to the CIA!"

that makes me chuckle everytime I hear it