What Is Your Favorite ZP quote?

[oktalist]

It shoots shuricans and lightning. Yes shuricans and lightning. I wish o could make up something like that it shoots shuricans and lightning. It could only be more awesome if it had tits and was on fire.

Painkiller episode- that one quote has made me watch it multiple times.

"The level design gives me a big, fat, architectural stiffy. There are over fifty distinct varieties of dude to murder and all amazingly well designed. They don't give me a stiffy, though. That would be gay."

"The default melee weapon is the titular Painkiller, a rotating blade arrangement perfect for forecasting light showers of bodyparts and reenacting the lawnmower scene from the movie Braindead. That's Dead Alive if you're American. And fat."

Also:

"'Oh,' says Mirror's Edge, here manifesting as a designer with a bicycle pump embedded in his skull, 'well, since that's your problem, I guess I'll just set half the game in linear, chlostrophobic tunnels that undermine the very concept of free running. And then fill them with excessive bloom anyway.' So he did. And then he ate his own shoes."

 

[doodger]

final fantasy seven didn't have a camera more shaky than a bourne movie projected on a fat jogger's tit(final fantasy thirteen)

The Ai is Pant-on-Head retarded(Halo3)

These are my favorite.

 

[JopperJopJop]

(Spoilered because its a rather offensive quote)

Spoiler

Something involving a "triple cunted hooker"

and probably "Press X not to die"

Spoiler

"This game is more popular than a triple cunted hooker the day the troops come home."I think thats right

Yeah that's one of my favorites.

Thanks for putting the full quote

No problem bro.

 

[twaddle]

the april fool prank yatzee read the last stanza of "Ode to Melancholy" by john keats
"Ay, in the very temple of Delight
Veil'd Melancholy has her sovran shrine,
Though seen of none save him whose strenuous tongue
Can burst Joy's grape against his palate fine;
His soul shalt taste the sadness of her might,
And be among her cloudy trophies hung."


this and his quote
"As the disdespondant friend said to the inventor of the feces powered helicopter: "THIS SHIT WILL NOT FLY!!"

 

[Kuilui]

"Yahtzee reviewing a jrpg? Perhaps I shall quickly look outside to see if the sky is falling and the sea is running red with blood hawhehawhehaw." or the one about feeding humanity flavorless wallpaper paste. I use that one every now and again.

 

[flightofeternity]

"I'm not a fanboy" Yes you are.- SSB mailbag showdown

You know who I blame for this? You, yes you the public. Especially you Adrian!

For those of you who have been paying attention you'll notice all these games are sequels, for those of you who aren't paying attention *clap clap* OI!- The E3 trailer park

But I'll tell you the worst part o- worse part o- worst part o- worst part o-worst part o-worst part o-worst part o-*this program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down*... and whistled for a baboon.

 

[capin Rob]

"Lets not look a gift whore in the poo pipe"
Latest great quote.

 

[thatguy1]

-(On RE5's Inventory system) You're carrying your armor in a pocket of your armor!

-(On Wet) It imitates the grindhouse feel of, well... grindhouse

 

[Rhymenoceros]

It shoots shuricans and lightning. Yes shuricans and lightning. I wish o could make up something like that it shoots shuricans and lightning. It could only be more awesome if it had tits and was on fire.

Painkiller episode- that one quote has made me watch it multiple times.

"The level design gives me a big, fat, architectural stiffy. There are over fifty distinct varieties of dude to murder and all amazingly well designed. They don't give me a stiffy, though. That would be gay."

"The default melee weapon is the titular Painkiller, a rotating blade arrangement perfect for forecasting light showers of bodyparts and reenacting the lawnmower scene from the movie Braindead. That's Dead Alive if you're American. And fat."

Also:

"'Oh,' says Mirror's Edge, here manifesting as a designer with a bicycle pump embedded in his skull, 'well, since that's your problem, I guess I'll just set half the game in linear, chlostrophobic tunnels that undermine the very concept of free running. And then fill them with excessive bloom anyway.' So he did. And then he ate his own shoes."

don't forget the "the penis extension gun which pins enemies to Walls with half a tree." always a classic.
That is one of my favourite reviews of all time

 

[A Weary Exile]

Darksiders review:

"All of the characters look like they're wearing ghillie suits made out of dinner ware."

That review in particular is hilarious.

 

[Sentient6]

From the Witcher review - "It is a MeMORPeGer!!!". I only refer to MMOs this way now.

 

[Pinkros]

Ron Fuckmothering Perlman!