What Is Your Favorite ZP quote?
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One of mine is definitely
"...so presumingly he's the character most of the audience are meant to project on to."
from the FFXIII review, after calling a character a whiny, weak, inept, cowardly, socially retard mummy's boy.
But my favorite has got to be
"I am a monster truck that walks like a man!"
I actually have a design for a t-shirt based off of this, but I have yet to gain access to artwork of the legged monster truck.
"...so presumingly he's the character most of the audience are meant to project on to."
from the FFXIII review, after calling a character a whiny, weak, inept, cowardly, socially retard mummy's boy.
But my favorite has got to be
"I am a monster truck that walks like a man!"
I actually have a design for a t-shirt based off of this, but I have yet to gain access to artwork of the legged monster truck.
"Or maybe all of gaming is pointless, just toying with the gravel on the side of the big road of life. But hey, atleast there's violence and tits."
Bah. That one was mine too. 
It was from the Dante's Inferno review when he was talking about the point of the good/bad upgrade system.
It was from the Dante's Inferno review when he was talking about the point of the good/bad upgrade system.
It has to be from his Silent Hill: Shattered Memories review.
"Oh I don't find that red dress very intimidating, but oh fuck a pink dress, shits gettin' real!"
"Oh I don't find that red dress very intimidating, but oh fuck a pink dress, shits gettin' real!"
..it just goes to show that Batman is always the least interesting character in anything he's in. There's not much else you can do with a character who's first response to anything is either punching it or deploying Bat Anti-thing spray... THEN punching it.
-Batman: Arkham Asylum review
and
..."Then Pillock's boss goes and throws himself in front of a train, but it was stopping at the station so he pretty much just makes a fool of himself
-Wet review
-Batman: Arkham Asylum review
and
..."Then Pillock's boss goes and throws himself in front of a train, but it was stopping at the station so he pretty much just makes a fool of himself
-Wet review
"if you can play Gears of War with one hand and Splinter Cell with the othert one, then you dont need Army of Two, and make sure you get it on video because that's a pretty impressive ability you got there", just, epic
"Whiter than a snowman with a bukkake fetish"
I had to watch the review over again, I laughed through the rest of it after that point
I had to watch the review over again, I laughed through the rest of it after that point
