What is your favourite quote/analogy/quips from Yahtzee?

[lobo_ace777]

Never stick your dick in someone else's pudding. It may be perfectly good pudding and you can spend all afternoon explaining that but no one's gonna eat cus you stuck your dick in it!!

 

[OmnisXIII]

"I've always thought it a bit odd that the male Orcs, Trolls, and Undead are all hunched, twisted monsters and the females are all basically just discoloured human hotties with bad dentistry. I mean, come on, trolls have tits? Do they breastfeed their kids while their tusks are coming out? They'd gouge out their fucking lungs!"

One of the many gems that stood out for me.

 

[FalloutJack]

'THERE IS NO MIDDLE FINGER BIG ENOUGH!!'

... was the first one that came to mind, so I'll go with that.

Oh, myself as well. I think I should take the actual image of that and insert the line itself for fun at forums.

 

[4nthr4x]

...AND WHISTLED FOR A BABOON...

 

[Joe Cueva]

As the disbelieving friend said to the inventor of the feces-powered helicopter, "This shit will not fly!"

I just about fell out of my chair after hearing that! XD

 

[GamemasterAnthony]

"Pants-on-head retarded!"

That's actually been permanently added to my lexicon...along with the phrases "A-bloogy-woogy-boo" and "gnap gnap RAWR!"

 

[Zeekar]

"...because fuck you."

 

[WildManBill]

"would be sentenced to a trampling under the company brontosaurs"

 

[dark metal prince]

"Besides the combat being outnumbered five to one by cutscenes and muddy menu-driven micromanagement motherfuckery,..." -Valkyria Chronicles review

Alliteration for the win (as well as the image in the review.

""Pause?!" it seemed to say. "What kind of ****** are you? I don't care if you need to answer the phone, real gamers have no friends!"" -Demon's Souls review

 

[James Crook]

"This game's user interface is as user-friendly as an enraged pitbull who's just been taught how to perform Chinese burns. With its teeth."
I can't remember for the life of me where this comes from.

 

[Alcamonic]

The latest one is now my favourit, "That's like inventing an anti-depressant that makes people believe there is free money inside their wrists". Damn that was hilarious.
The quote about War and "I'm a monster-truck that walks like a man!" is a close second.

 

[Icyheart]

Never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be perfectly good pudding and you can spend all afternoon trying to convince people it's so, but no one's going to want to eat it because YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT!

Dammit; I was gonna say that

 

[Dethenger]

But as the disbelieving friend said to the inventor of the feces-powered helicopter, "This shit will not fly!"

 

[Icyheart]

... which isn't stealing, because they attacked me first, making it mine by international law of go fuck yourself.
Also, the "never stick your dick in a pudding" bit.

 

[jboking]

The phrase from the SSBB review saying anything Nintendo releases will sell like "Billy-o." I'd never heard that phrase before that, and I loved it.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

My fave is "Glorious PC gaming master race!"

 

[Madskull]

My favorite quote is from Gears of War 2 review:
"A nicely created squishy level taking place inside a giant worm (rather Fruedian in many ways, fnarr fnarr)"

This made me cry on several occasions.

 

[Not Enough Gun]

"GAME TRADERS ROBINA!! For all your game trading needs! In Robina."

 

[Rin Little]

Definitely from his Amnesia: The Dark Descent review

"So if you ever hang around long enough to get a good look at the ugly Cenobite-rejects, then your face will be torn off and re-purposed as a tea-cozy before you can say Cthulu Fertargen."

 

[Dangit2019]

"I wonder where Ubisoft is getting this perception of human intelligence. Wait a second, Ubisoft Montreal? WELL THAT EXPLAINS IT."