What is your least favorite movie remake?

[solbadguy37]

I finally broke down and watched the new karate kid movie and when seeing how similar it was to the original dialogue I was waiting to hear someone say "sweep the leg" in Chinese... but that never happened. what remakes are you dissapointed with?

 

[Tharwen]

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. They left out Willy's weird barrel roll thing, the songs, the creepy tunnel, the epic ceiling fan, and the bit at the end where he went all bipolar in a room full of half-furniture.

It was also directed by Tim Burton...

 

[thylasos]

Not a remake of a movie, but Troy was apocalyptically bad.

 

[Nyce1]

Has to be that horrible Planet of the Apes crap that came out. It sad when the low budget versions of the movie series that came out 30 years plus are better than the recent remake.

 

[Nyce1]

I have to second the Willy Wonka also. The original gene wilder version still rocks to this day.

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Spoiler: The horror...

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LET HIM HAUNT YOUR NIGHTMARES!!!

 

[Mar451]

Anything shat out by Platinum Dunes

 

[Ironic Pirate]

The day of dead remake.

It was just... blah. The Dawn of the Dead remake was good though...

 

[theimpsarecoming]

Godzilla, I hate Roland Emmerich....that's alot of fish

 

[Queen Michael]

Has to be that horrible Planet of the Apes crap that came out. It sad when the low budget versions of the movie series that came out 30 years plus are better than the recent remake.

Yeah, that one-dimensional aggresive villain monkey was the single worst Tim Burton character ever.

 

[ShakerSilver]

Godzilla, I hate Roland Emmerich....that's alot of fish

GAH! NINJA'D!

*sigh* Well then I'll say Charlie and the Chocolate Factory too.

EDIT: Oh wow, I completely forgot about Planet of the Apes. Yeah that really sucked too.

 

[icame]

The American remake of one missed call also Planet of the Apes

 

[Hoplon]

Get Carter, The Italian Job. Horrible, horrible remakes

 

[dfcrackhead]

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. They left out Willy's weird barrel roll thing, the songs, the creepy tunnel, the epic ceiling fan, and the bit at the end where he went all bipolar in a room full of half-furniture.

It was also directed by Tim Burton...

Pretty much this.
I was never a BIG Willy Wonka fan, but you take out "Oompa Loompa Doompity Dee" and you just made a shitty movie

 

[vanthebaron]

The Cat in the Hat it makes my head hurt

 

[Axolotl]

I'll also go with a Tim Burton film but I'm going to say Alice in Wonderland.

I hate that film so much.

 

[judas prick]

transformers

 

[lostzombies.com]

Day of the Dead remake is terrible.

Quarentine did unspeakable things to the sheer awesomeness that is Rec.

 

[GruntOwner]

Italian Job. Never seen Burton's rape of Chocolate Factory, but it'd have to try pretty damn hard to be worse than that... Thing.

 

[Red Rum]

Spider-Man.