What is your most embarassing/weird injury?
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Do you mean you got your penis stuck in a door?ddon said:
That's gotta really hurt.
You, poor, poor man....
I was walking home with friends from school and I decided to try to act awesome and walk along some rocks... these rocks were rounded and i some how slipped and there was a perfect 6" slice all the way up my left leg... i still dont know how a round rock did that O.O
EDIT: @The_Tron: My brother had to go in for surgery last weekend because he twisted one of his nuts
thats embarrassing?
EDIT: @The_Tron: My brother had to go in for surgery last weekend because he twisted one of his nuts
thats embarrassing?
Last year, I was at the dentist when a meteorite crashed through the roof and startled the dentist into chipping my tooth. It's true.
-Dropped by both older sisters as a child onto the edge of couch/table. Perm scars both times.
-Running with dogs when 9, they trip me, land in grass, mysterious object cuts corner of mouth. Perm scar.
-Riding bike when 10, "friend" kicks skateboard between tires, land on curb, brake wrist in three spots, ends 5 year soccer "career".
-Be 15ish, pathetically out of shape, go to sleep, wake up middle of night with leg cramp, can't walk at all next day. Happens two more times.
-Grow badass neck beard, berate people on Internet regularly. Perm scar on soul. <- Winner?
-Running with dogs when 9, they trip me, land in grass, mysterious object cuts corner of mouth. Perm scar.
-Riding bike when 10, "friend" kicks skateboard between tires, land on curb, brake wrist in three spots, ends 5 year soccer "career".
-Be 15ish, pathetically out of shape, go to sleep, wake up middle of night with leg cramp, can't walk at all next day. Happens two more times.
-Grow badass neck beard, berate people on Internet regularly. Perm scar on soul. <- Winner?
The only really 'weird' injury I can think of getting is the one time I stepped on a rocking footstool and my whole leg went in between the workings causing my to fall and get my leg stuck. It was a simple, wooden one So I got my leg out pretty easy, and I didn't get seriously hurt, but I DID get the biggest bruise of my life on on my inner thigh that didn't go away for like a month.
I fell onto my washing machine with the rack out while I was loading it. Stabbed my right ass cheek with a steak knife. Hurt like a *****, couldn't sit comfortably for weeks, but was never too serious or life threatening. I remember sharing a laugh with the doctor I saw in the ER.
I got a couple of good ones.
Managed to fall off my motorbike at 10 miles an hour and break BOTH of my arms.
That however pales in comparison to when I was younger and I was trying to put my trousers on to get ready for school, when I overbalanced and reached out and grabbed my armchair, which the previous night I had attached my fishing rod too by the hook. Short version, had to send my little sister next door to get some wire cutters in her dressing gown so I could be detached from my armchair and taken to the local hospital to have the hook removed.
And all of that happened because of how awesome I am at putting on pants.
Managed to fall off my motorbike at 10 miles an hour and break BOTH of my arms.
That however pales in comparison to when I was younger and I was trying to put my trousers on to get ready for school, when I overbalanced and reached out and grabbed my armchair, which the previous night I had attached my fishing rod too by the hook. Short version, had to send my little sister next door to get some wire cutters in her dressing gown so I could be detached from my armchair and taken to the local hospital to have the hook removed.
And all of that happened because of how awesome I am at putting on pants.
I was stepping out of a school bus and I sprained my ankle. And there was another time I pulled a muscle playing catch with my nephews.
i accidentally got poisoning from drinking from a tap too soon after the house had been pest controlled.. i got a little too much of the poison in my system and ended up being quite sick.. id hate to think what it does to little creatures when it has that effect on a fully grown adult male.
Not really an injury, but I did fall into my friend's pool once. Definitely embarrassing though.
On the much more painful side, at 10 or so years old my room was set up with 2 beds, connected at the corner perpendicular to each other and often the covers would overlap making it look like the beds were touching but actually had a couple inches between them. While talking idly with my brother I was walking on the beds being bored, and thought there was mattress beneath the overlapping section of the covers. Turns out there wasn't, and I fell through it, then my leg was impaled by the corner of the bed frame, (which sticks straight up for some reason) a couple inches below the knee. Had to get stitches for that one.
Course the doctor takes one look at it, turns to my dad and asks "Skateboard?", to which he replies "Nope, bed..."
Can anyone else here claim to have been owned by their bedsheet?
On the much more painful side, at 10 or so years old my room was set up with 2 beds, connected at the corner perpendicular to each other and often the covers would overlap making it look like the beds were touching but actually had a couple inches between them. While talking idly with my brother I was walking on the beds being bored, and thought there was mattress beneath the overlapping section of the covers. Turns out there wasn't, and I fell through it, then my leg was impaled by the corner of the bed frame, (which sticks straight up for some reason) a couple inches below the knee. Had to get stitches for that one.
Course the doctor takes one look at it, turns to my dad and asks "Skateboard?", to which he replies "Nope, bed..."
Can anyone else here claim to have been owned by their bedsheet?
I ran into the wall playing dodgeball during P.E. in 4th or 5th grade and busted open my lip. Blood all over the area, and to add insult to injury, people were laughing at me because I was "that nerdy kid" at the time. I still kind of am, but I sort of gained a reputation as the "cool nerd" through middle school, so high school has been pretty kind to me.
A few years ago I managed to break a toe by walking into a bed post. Four toes went on one side of the post, the last went on the other. Cue pain.