What is your secret fantasy/fetish? - has it ever come true?

[Strategia]

You do NOT want to know. No, seriously. You don't.

Ooh, I do though

You may THINK you do, but if you'd actually know, you'd wish you didn't.

.....damn, I'm only digging a deeper hole for myself here aren't I?

Tell me. I can handle it. Trust me.

Let's put it like this. Apart from vomit and poo, there aren't many major fetishes that I can't "work with" when I feel like it.

 

[firedfns13]

Women who cook well.
just kidding, though thats a huge plus considering I can't cook worth a damn!
I always catch flak with my friends but now I can laugh about it: Asian women.

Bonus: most asian girls I have met arent fucked up drug using skanks like most white girls I know. And they don't look like my sister.

Oh, a girl that plays soccer or dives is also good too.

 

[Dorian]

I prefer to think that my ass is a one-way street.

Ah.
Ye be one of them peoples.

There isn't, but some people do not like that type of thing.
The thought kinda creeps me out too, but then again, I am asexual, so most thoughts about sex do.

You're asexual?
Huh.

*Begins eating popcorn and waits for the budding to begin*

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

Dammit.... Anyone see that "Zoey Startled The Witch" Picture?

I hope lusting at "That" witch for a few minutes doesn't classify me as a Necrophile...

The rest are from my messed up 13 year old pubescent mind and would do me no good being posted here.

I'll just say, Damn you Sonic Adventure 2.

 

[MikeOfThunder]

It involves these elements:

*My former Politics teacher
*2 of my female friends
*A single bag of Quavers
*A 42 inch T.V.
*School girl/Teacher outfits
*A copy of COD:MW2 in which i havent been able to play yet!
*..and a massive bed with lots of pillows.

Simple logic behind these... 1) I really want some Quavers 2) I really want to get laid 3) I REALLY want to play COD:MW2!

Its like a fulfilment of three fantasys - ...and BAM!!

I'm sure no one wanted to know and your opinion of me is somewhat low... I do not care. At all.
And yes the Quavers are the most important part to this tale.

 

[Misterian]

certain cartoon characters (mainly Pucca characters) wearing diapers, or taking a bath, or just taking their clothes off.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

Lingerie = Better than Naked.



Its just how I am, I guess.

 

[Dorian]

Hey, if it has yet to happen, I do not thi-
*Bud*
shit

And now it has begun.....

*Noms*

I...I approve >_>

Ooooh.

Pervert likey.

 

[SimuLord]

A harem. Girls living in my house, all into orgies with multiple girls/one guy, completely loyal and faithful to me.

Umm...why yes, I do have some control issues, how'd you know?

 

[Aesir23]

Hmm, I have one but I think I'll quote Vidic from Assassin's Creed on this.

"Now that would be telling."

 

[Dorian]

Uh, I wonder what will happen now.
I am afraid,

Why, now the reproduction begins.

You're going to be a mother AND a father at the same time in a couple of hours.

I hope you're ready, Mr. Asexual Reproducer.

 

[Dorian]

And bondage, and rape, and futa, and... wait where the fuck am I these aren't my porn forums >_>

No, Pervert doesn't like those.
[sup]Whatever "futa" is.....[/sup]

But I have to agree on the bondage thing, if it is done LIGHTLY.

 

[Blogg10]

A girl that is pretty, but not stunning in a way that gets stared at. Oh, and regular sized boobs. I hate them when they're big enough to provide flotation. My last girlfriend had really big boobs, and at first I thought it was cool (being 15) but it got less attractive as all I heard about was back pain. Now it turns me RIGHT off. At the same time, being a fallible, shallow red-blooded young man, anything so small that it doesn't dent the t-shirt is not attractive to me.

 

[IncindiaryPickle]

Okay, here goes:
Fetishes: (not technically fetishes, but I'm not telling my real fetish)
Shiny red lipstick, the shinier the better
Skintight leather or vinyl-like outfit (the girl is wearing it, of course)
Hentai (from time to time)
Fantasy:
A shower with warm water going.

That's about it...