What is your secret fantasy/fetish? - has it ever come true?
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Girl of My Dreams standing alone in a long hallway, I show up. She proffeses that she's always loved me. Her hair grows down to her ankles and she pulls me into a room with an unimaginably awesome bed. We get undressed. For foreplay I suck her tits and... wow I'm getting into this FAR too much.
Seriously though? Orthodontic braces and girl scouts.
Everyone says I'm sick for that, but I don't get how pigtails and schoolgirls are considered kosher but braces and girl scouts are not.
That metal gives this sparkly look of shyness, and just enough of an imperfection to take me away from that uncanny valley barbie doll/mannequin look. Also how can you resist someone showing up at your door and offering you cookies?
Everyone says I'm sick for that, but I don't get how pigtails and schoolgirls are considered kosher but braces and girl scouts are not.
That metal gives this sparkly look of shyness, and just enough of an imperfection to take me away from that uncanny valley barbie doll/mannequin look. Also how can you resist someone showing up at your door and offering you cookies?
One of the many, many, many, many reasons I should move to England. This can suffice as the soul reason to move there.Actual said:Ummm yeah, we've a few of them lying around in England. Or you could take an American one and train her to speak properly.Julianking93 said:
Huh. Interesting. I have made two observations concerning this thread, and for no particular reason will now list them.
One, my fellow Escapists seem very eager to discuss this sort of thing.
And two, many of my fellow escapists do NOT want to discuss this sort of thing, but want to participate in the thread anyway with some variation of, "If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret," or, "Seriously, you don't want to know." (Ooooh! Take that! ).
I myself have a couple of those things I do not like to type, and since I don't have the time or the security to list them all, I shall reveal a few of the tamer ones.
First and foremost, the one that has been on my mind (willing or otherwise) is the Pokemon gardevoir. A specific one, actually. Her name is Formosa. That's Latin for "beautiful woman." :3 Seriously, there are some major perks to be had with a woman (shut up, yes she is) who's emotions are YOUR emotions, and is telepathic. Think about it! Not only could she talk and shut the hell up at the same time, but she could always understand and probably sympathize with your side of an argument. I interpret that to mean, "less bitchery."
These next two seem to contribute to the first. I also like pale women. I'm extremely old fashioned in this sense, but I for one still find the optimum beauty in "the fair maiden." Also blonde hair and blue eyes. Superb.
Now the last one I'm going to tell you about! Short women. More specifically, women who are just below chest high for me (my chest is pretty high, though) and thin as a rail (or not quite there, on occasion). I know one girl who's eighteen, but she's only four and a half feet tall. And she's adorable. :3 I'm not quite sure why, but since I'm a big fat guy who's 6'7" and weighs 260-something pounds, maybe it's just my inner rapist speaking.
And thus ends my long-winded, overly verbose post where I talk about something none of you care about.
One, my fellow Escapists seem very eager to discuss this sort of thing.
And two, many of my fellow escapists do NOT want to discuss this sort of thing, but want to participate in the thread anyway with some variation of, "If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret," or, "Seriously, you don't want to know." (Ooooh! Take that!
).I myself have a couple of those things I do not like to type, and since I don't have the time or the security to list them all, I shall reveal a few of the tamer ones.
First and foremost, the one that has been on my mind (willing or otherwise) is the Pokemon gardevoir. A specific one, actually. Her name is Formosa. That's Latin for "beautiful woman." :3 Seriously, there are some major perks to be had with a woman (shut up, yes she is) who's emotions are YOUR emotions, and is telepathic. Think about it! Not only could she talk and shut the hell up at the same time, but she could always understand and probably sympathize with your side of an argument. I interpret that to mean, "less bitchery."
These next two seem to contribute to the first. I also like pale women. I'm extremely old fashioned in this sense, but I for one still find the optimum beauty in "the fair maiden." Also blonde hair and blue eyes. Superb.
Now the last one I'm going to tell you about! Short women. More specifically, women who are just below chest high for me (my chest is pretty high, though) and thin as a rail (or not quite there, on occasion). I know one girl who's eighteen, but she's only four and a half feet tall. And she's adorable. :3 I'm not quite sure why, but since I'm a big fat guy who's 6'7" and weighs 260-something pounds, maybe it's just my inner rapist speaking.
And thus ends my long-winded, overly verbose post where I talk about something none of you care about.
Well it wouldn't be much of a secret if I told everyone, would it.claymorez said:
Sex outdoors isn't that great, sure it looks good in the films but that's always in a strictly controlled environment (even when it looks like it isn't, it definitely always is). In practice there's always too many distractions and logistical problems that detract from the actual task at hand.
Sleeping with the girl of my dreams and doing nothing else. Simply lay together for the few moments that we're awake at night and awaking up with her beside me.
