What is your secret fantasy/fetish? - has it ever come true?

[Beebo2579]

Hmmm, but if I told everyone it would cease to be a secret wouldn't it?

But it involves feathers, warm baby oil, silk scarves, a blindfold and phallic shapped fruit n vegetables :x

..I dunno what all that leads to, but it sounds niiiice

 

[phoenixbeast]

I don't want a hot girl...I want a cute one...You know, the ones where you see their face and just can't help but love them...The type where you see them after one of the two or both of you wake up and just have your day elated right there...Unfortunately, I have absolutely no luck with women...

 

[Curbinator]

not sure I've got one. Personally I'm of the opinion that with every new person ya find new things. That and I'm pretty content when a girl jumps into bed with me

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Hmmm, but if I told everyone it would cease to be a secret wouldn't it?

But it involves feathers, warm baby oil, silk scarves, a blindfold and phallic shapped fruit n vegetables :x

I don't suppose your making a delicious salad? If you need some help chopping veggies or salad tossing, I'm pretty handy in the kitchen.

Why would I want phallic fruit and veg only to chop it up? 0.o

Unless it's some kind of S&M torture fetish.

That made me wince and cross my legs.

Ouch. (runs away from Ocelot)

 

[Ocelot GT]

Hmmm, but if I told everyone it would cease to be a secret wouldn't it?

But it involves feathers, warm baby oil, silk scarves, a blindfold and phallic shapped fruit n vegetables :x

I don't suppose your making a delicious salad? If you need some help chopping veggies or salad tossing, I'm pretty handy in the kitchen.

Why would I want phallic fruit and veg only to chop it up? 0.o

Unless it's some kind of S&M torture fetish.

That made me wince and cross my legs.

Ouch. (runs away from Ocelot)

*Changes name to Piper Bobbet and gets the scissors out*

muahahahahaa!!

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Hmmm, but if I told everyone it would cease to be a secret wouldn't it?

But it involves feathers, warm baby oil, silk scarves, a blindfold and phallic shapped fruit n vegetables :x

I don't suppose your making a delicious salad? If you need some help chopping veggies or salad tossing, I'm pretty handy in the kitchen.

Why would I want phallic fruit and veg only to chop it up? 0.o

Unless it's some kind of S&M torture fetish.

That made me wince and cross my legs.

Ouch. (runs away from Ocelot)

Don't let her near the computer, she'll turn your hard drive into a 3-inch Floppy.

 

[LiteraryLitany]

*sigh* Does no one like a natural DD anymore? All this talk of rail-thin flat-chested women makes me think there's two big reasons I'm single...

 

[NuclearPenguin]

It's probably not safe to say here.

Though it may or may not involve 3 women, 2 guys, a broom, a horse, Buckaroo and Barry Scott from the silic bang adverts.

You want to make a time machine aswell?!

Anyway..

I like panties. Theres nothing more to it o_o
(Panties on a girl that is, not just panties by themselves)

And I dislike big boobs... I really, really, really hate them. My girlfriends about to get a breast reduction

 

[LiteraryLitany]

*sigh* Does no one like a natural DD anymore? All this talk of rail-thin flat-chested women makes me think there's two big reasons I'm single...

I'm one of those males who care way more for hips and whatnot, partially due to the hypersexualization of the breast in our society.

OT: I find I get sexually excited at the mere mention of the genus Latimeria. Fuck yeah lobe-finned fish that prove sea creatures evolved into land amphibians.

Well, natural breasts are almost always accompanied by hips(Standard even variation between, breast-to-waist and waist-to-hip(like my 40-20-40)) at least on average...

 

[sumanoskae]

*sigh* Does no one like a natural DD anymore? All this talk of rail-thin flat-chested women makes me think there's two big reasons I'm single...

*Raises hand* I love boobs

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Not having sex. Ever.
Oh boy, that sure turns me on.
And by "turns me on", I do, of course, mean does not turn me on at all.
It would make me very, very happy, though.

 

[LiteraryLitany]

And I dislike big boobs... I really, really, really hate them. My girlfriends about to get a breast reduction

See? Exactly. No one likes boobs anymore. I've considered getting that to save me money on bras if nothing else(My proportions are considered freakish and only carried in like Macys) but I don't like the scars I already have and getting more all over my boobs is very off-putting to me...

 

[Wayte]

Holy cock this hasn't been locked yet 0.0

Er...fetishes. Got quite a few, my biggest one is a secret for sure. I am into a lil bit of pain though. Biting, stuff like that.

 

[LiteraryLitany]

*sigh* Does no one like a natural DD anymore? All this talk of rail-thin flat-chested women makes me think there's two big reasons I'm single...

*Raises hand* I love boobs

*hugs* Thank you. I was starting to get depressed.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

Reading sarcastic remarks from internet boards of predominantly male sites and vigorously masturbating. Hey, I think we have in common OP!

 

[sumanoskae]

Hmm... I always thought it would be awesome if a girl were to call me "*insert real name*-sama". so I guess I'm a bit of a domineer

 

[SimuLord]

*sigh* Does no one like a natural DD anymore? All this talk of rail-thin flat-chested women makes me think there's two big reasons I'm single...

Stick 'em in my face and I'm a happy man. I love big, luscious boobies.

 

[LiteraryLitany]

*sigh* Does no one like a natural DD anymore? All this talk of rail-thin flat-chested women makes me think there's two big reasons I'm single...

Stick 'em in my face and I'm a happy man. I love big, luscious boobies.

Well... Mine are usually behind a t-shirt with stuff like "I PWN boys" and "what I really need are minions" on it...

 

[Ocelot GT]

My fetish is learning about other people's fetishes.. Ahh yeah..

You must be fappin like mad then