what is your serial killing style

[Admiral Stukov]

One word, nukes.

 

[ottenni]

I would kill them by Spetsnaz backflip hatchet attack. And my signature would be the excess amounts of awesome all over the crime scene.

 

[lenneth]

Doubt i have the planning skills to serial murder without being caught, but i guess an awesome one would be to write kamina's awesome speech in the victims blood on a nearby wall

 

[crimson5pheonix]

I'd get somewhere high up with a helmet on my head, jump down, and head butt someone to death then run off yodeling.

 

[metalmmaniac]

Spoon and bowl. And milk.

Also, this feels relevant. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y]

oh my god...that you so much for that.

 

[Distorted Stu]

I would leave three bullets pointed towards eachother to leave a trinity shape. I dont know why, that shit would look cool.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Hmmmm...since i'm a person who loves knives i'd probably use one..and as for signature i'd try and make it the most difficult chase short of being unsolved. Gotta give the police and forensics officers a good rolling challenge

 

[MortisLegio]

I would write
"all your base are belong to us"
but only one word per kill

 

[reg42]

I would tell them that Lady Gaga told me to do it.

 

[Gincairn]

Tall tower, high power rifle, bag full of oreo cookies.

that'd do me fine

 

[JEBWrench]

I'd leave a note saying that the murders would continue until Jenny McCarthy was tried for crimes against humanity.

 

[JEBWrench]

Tall tower, high power rifle, bag full of oreo cookies.

that'd do me fine

Are you crazy man?!

NO MILK?!

 

[DazZ.]

Fine enough wire to decap or slit throat on would be the way that most interests me, but it isn't the most effective.

Could go with sharpened icicles as knifes, and then the weapon would melt instead of you needing to hide it each time.

 

[driveBYargument]

Kill all the lights at each crime scene (Pun intended). Write in Blood on the walls, "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue." Eat the body.

 

[Tharwen]

Death by guinea pig!

GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[JEBWrench]

Kill all the lights at each crime scene (Pun intended). Write in Blood on the walls, "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue." Eat the body.

What do you do if your victim frotzes you?

 

[Hristo Petrov]

Id kill only prostitutes and on the murder scene ill leave notes with quotes from the bible and a smiley face attached to them

 

[sh0tgunenclave]

Only attention starving idiots leave a signature. Why make the cop's work any easier? In fact, if I went on a serial killing spree, I'd change MO, victim type, "hunting ground" and fake "signature" every time. Tying that with random targets and careful consideration of forensic evidence (i.e.: leaving as little or nothing behind) you're virtually untraceable.

That said, assuming I absolutely had a reason to leave a signature, and I knew I wasn't going to get caught (or didn't care about it)... Probably leave the body nailed to the wall with kitchen knives.

I totally agree. I posed this same question to friends and kept annoying them by saying "no they could id you by ____ if you _____" eg, kiss marks as sign, but police could get skin cells from your lips.

 

[Tartarga]

I would target people on reality shows and kill them with a hammer that would leave an imprintation of the word banned. It would be my banhammer.