What Is Your Wish?

[Blatherscythe]

I wish xBox went bankrupt

Xbox is not a company, Microsoft is the company that made it. So wasted wish.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish for the ability to control the minds of others.

Here's a remote that can control peoples brains, all you need is clear view of the brain (nothing inbetween the brain and the controller) and you can make it float, fly or what ever.

 

[JLML]

Well, I wish neither me nor that person will ever die, age, go insane, get weak, get hurt, get sick, become outcasts, be unable to do anything we want to or ever having to face the consequences of you trying to screw this wish up. =P

Your put into a giant, indestructible, hamster ball made just for you after being given immortality and immunities that prevent mental and physical breakdown. But you cannot exit the small doorway.

We exit anyway, since we don't have to face the consequences of you trying to screw it up xD (heh, take that! Consequence bypassing!! )

Besides, you missed the "be unable to do anything we want to" part that prevents you from putting us in there... we can't do whatever we want in a hamster ball. Besides, it can't be indestructible if we want to destroy it

Also fixed spelling errors, as I've been a Grammar Nazi for too long xD

Well pissing me off is not a good idea, I raze Earth until there is nothing left(my powers are only good in this galaxy so you can't leave or you'll die), so have a happy existence in nothing.

EDIT: Fuck it, you win this time.

Hahaha, I see the edit there... razing earth would make us unable to do what we want, right? xD

And I fixed another misspelling =P

I really love winning... My mind is awesome, except when it makes up plans including a dead me =.=" (yep, my mind does that sometimes. <.<)

 

[Elburzito]

I wish for the ability to control the minds of others.

Here's a remote that can control peoples brains, all you need is clear view of the brain (nothing inbetween the brain and the controller) and you can make it float, fly or what ever.

Well that sucks. Who Wants Burgers!?

 

[Blatherscythe]

What do I wish for, Master Calypso?

I wish for a Subway store that never runs out of food, or supplies, or workers. This store will be outside my house, and will be free of any building faults, free of any chance of collapsing and killing me, free of any chance collapsing and injuring me, free of injuring me in any possible way, and I will live in it forever, protected from harm forever.

Beat that, damn it.

Sure thing, two days later Subway sees what a lousy investmant it is and closes that Subway restaraunt.

 

[Blatherscythe]

What do I wish for, Master Calypso?

I wish for a Subway store that never runs out of food, or supplies, or workers. This store will be outside my house, and will be free of any building faults, free of any chance of collapsing and killing me, free of any chance collapsing and injuring me, free of injuring me in any possible way, and I will live in it forever, protected from harm forever.

Beat that, damn it.

Sure thing, two days later Subway sees what a lousy investmant it is and closes that Subway restaraunt.

No....Nooo....

Ah well, for 2 days I got free Subways. ^^

Oh yeah, they told me they plan on sueing you for theft.

 

[Breadzombie]

I wish for the power to manipulate the time-space continuum in any way I want.

 

[oblivion220791]

I wish xBox went bankrupt

Xbox is not a company, Microsoft is the company that made it. So wasted wish.

yeah, but i only want the xbox division, i Love Microsoft, but not xbox.

Please Grant this wish calypso!!!

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish xBox went bankrupt

Xbox is not a company, Microsoft is the company that made it. So wasted wish.

yeah, but i only want the xbox division, i Love Microsoft, but not xbox.

Please Grant this wish calypso!!!

*Sigh* fine, millions from the Xbox division have disappeared, Xbox would have shut down if Microsoft didn't put in the extra funding to keep it running.

 

[Aesthetical Quietus]

I wish that Bono from U2 would give me one billion US dollars on the 15/7/2010, and would give this money up willing with no strings attached. He will not transfer debts or any other payments, only one billion dollars into my savings bank account tomorrow [15/7/2010]. Furthermore this wish will only have the effect of causing Bono to give me the one billion US dollars, and will not cause harm of any kind to any entity either living or dead or neither. It will only serve to remove from the sum of one billion dollars from Bono and place it into my bank account with no repercussions from anyone.

 

[oblivion220791]

I wish xBox went bankrupt

Xbox is not a company, Microsoft is the company that made it. So wasted wish.

yeah, but i only want the xbox division, i Love Microsoft, but not xbox.

Please Grant this wish calypso!!!

*Sigh* fine, millions from the Xbox division have disappeared, Xbox would have shut down if Microsoft didn't put in the extra funding to keep it running.

Damn you xbox lover calypso!!!

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish for the power to manipulate the time-space continuum in any way I want.

All right, I can't find a way to screw this one up, but be warned, I giveth and I can taketh away.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish that Bono from U2 would give me one billion US dollars on the 15/7/2010, and would give this money up willing with no strings attached. He will not transfer debts or any other payments, only one billion dollars into my savings bank account tomorrow [15/7/2010]. Furthermore this wish will only have the effect of causing Bono to give me the one billion US dollars, and will not cause harm of any kind to any entity either living or dead or neither. It will only serve to remove from the sum of one billion dollars from Bono and place it into my bank account with no repercussions from anyone.

Why not just wish for more than that, I have no limits here. Let me give you some money, it won't be chump change, I promise that.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

I wish you weren't able to twist any more wishes, ever again.
Wait...

 

[Breadzombie]

I wish for the power to manipulate the time-space continuum in any way I want.

All right, I can't find a way to screw this one up, but be warned, I giveth and I can taketh away.

Okayth

 

[Aesthetical Quietus]

I wish that Bono from U2 would give me one billion US dollars on the 15/7/2010, and would give this money up willing with no strings attached. He will not transfer debts or any other payments, only one billion dollars into my savings bank account tomorrow [15/7/2010]. Furthermore this wish will only have the effect of causing Bono to give me the one billion US dollars, and will not cause harm of any kind to any entity either living or dead or neither. It will only serve to remove from the sum of one billion dollars from Bono and place it into my bank account with no repercussions from anyone.

Why not just wish for more than that, I have no limits here. Let me give you some money, it won't be chump change, I promise that.

No thanks, I'll stick with the one billion dollars from Bono. That should be able to get me comfortably through life. [I'd still work, but by god only doing shit I wanna do. ]. [That and I dislike Bono like sooooo much, I couldn't care less if it bankrupts him]. Besides if you give me money, it could upset the economic system.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish you weren't able to twist any more wishes, ever again.
Wait...

Excuse me, I cannot twist something that isn't physically there. Oh well, another wasted wish.